Lionblaze: *Walking casually* I'm so lucky to have gotten rid of all evil things in the world, yaaaay.
Root: There's an invisible cat coming towards me so I will sit here and do the evilest thing in the world: trip him up. *Evil laugh*
Lionblaze: I love walking in the forest. It's so foresty and is just like ThunderClan. I love it! *Trips*
Cinderheart: Are you okay? :OOO
Berrynose: *Laughs* I'm tweeting this! Who gets hurt by a root? XDD
Lionblaze: *Screams* CALL 911 NOW!!
Jayfeather: *Starts break dancing* The medicine cat is here!
Lionblaze: HELP ME THIS ROOT IS EVIL IT HURT ME BADLY!!!!!!!!!!
Jayfeather: *Sees a stick lying on the ground* *Gasps* Stick. . . ! *Runs to it, picks it up and hugs it* I can love once again! Forget that stick Rock stalked, I love this one now!
Old Stick: *Cries* I learned how to live and now Jayfeather loves another stick! Waaaaah!
Lionblaze: JAYFEATHER NEEDS A MEDICINE CAT HE GOT INTO THE CATMINT AND I GOT ATTACKED BY A ROOT AND OW PAAAAAAIN HOW MY PAAAAAAW HURTS WON'T A MEDICINE CAT COME NOOOOW?
Jayfeather: I'm a medicine cat for StarClan's sake! Are you scared of a root? Are you scared I'll accidentally feed you roots instead of medicine?
Lionblaze: No, I'm sorry. I just need a medicine cat because I got hurt by a root.
Jayfeather: The stick comes first, Lionblaze. Everyone knows that. >.>
Lionblaze: STOP OBSESSING OVER STICKS WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY WEIRD?!
Heathertail: Because they're related to you.
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
