Firestar: THUNDERCLAN, GET YOUR TAILS OVER HERE OR ELSE I SHALL BAN TACOS!
ThunderClan: *Gather beneath the Highledge*
Firestar: We have a new member. Welcome Flash.
Flash: Hello.
Thornclaw: Why in the name of StarClan did Firestar let a washing powder join the Clan?
Cloudtail: What do you mean?
Brightheart: Flash is a washing powder Blackstar got Littlecloud to sell. Apparently it makes you look awesome.
Sorreltail: WELCOME TO THUNDERCLAN, WASHING POWDER!
Flash: I’m a cat, not a washing powder.
Brambleclaw: IT’S A HAWKFROST WASHING POWDER!
Hazeltail: IT’S GOING TO KILL US ALL! :O
Flash: No, I come in peace.
Jayfeather: IT’S AN ALIEN HAWKFROST WASHING POWDER THAT TALKS!
Brightheart: I don’t think washing powder is any of that.
Flash: *Thinks: I should have just joined RiverClan. At least they’re not this crazy.*
Firestar: CALM DOWN, THUNDERCLAN! I HAVE AN IDEA!
ThunderClan: *Silent, ready to listen*
Firestar: We must treat this alien Hawkfrost washing powder that talks although washing powder isn’t that with respect.
Lilykit: What’s its name?
Flash: Flash.
Lilykit: Okay, alien Hawkfrost washing powder that talks although washing powder isn’t like that Flash.
Flash: It’s just Flash.
Lilykit: JustFlash? Okay then.
Flash: FLASH.
Lilykit: Welcome to ThunderClan, FLASH.
Flash: *Face-paw*
Thornclaw: WASHING POWDERS CAN FACE-PAW?!
Firestar: This is an amazing washing powder. Maybe it can steal ShadowClan’s fresh-kill. Flash, what are you programmed to do?
Flash: I’m out of here. *Walks off*
Firestar: What’s “I’m out of here”? What does it do? IS IT AN ALMIGHTY FRESH-KILL THAT WILL DESTROY TIGERSTAR’S FRIES?
Greystripe: Washing powders can walk?
Dustpelt: This is just too weird. :|
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanficWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
