Brambleclaw: OMSC, IT’S A BUNCH OF MUD MONSTERS THAT ARE GOING TO EAT US FOR PREY!
Crowpaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs around and falls on face*
Stormfur: *Hides behind a boulder*
Feathertail: Why are toms always so scared of everything?
Tawnypelt: That’s their job.
Crag: Dudes, it’s okay, we’re the Tribe of Rushing Water!
Brambleclaw: A TRIBE FULL OF RUSHING WATER AND MUD MONSTERS?!
Crowpaw: I AM SO SCARED I WISH I WAS IN THE NURSERY!
Brook: No, we’re cats. . .
Squirrelpaw: Stormfur, you’re such a custard. Wait, what’s custard?
Crag: WAIT, IT’S THE SILVER CAT WHO WILL SAVE US! *Bows down to Stormfur*
Stormfur: I’m grey. . .
Brook: OUR SAVIOUR HAS FLIPPING COME!
Feathertail: They must mean me. . .
Stormfur: I AM NOT A SILVER CAT. DO I LOOK SILVER TO YOU, MOUSE-BRAINS?!
Brook: SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVER!
Crag: *Rolling and lands in the water*
Stormfur: Um. . .
Squirrelpaw: *Turns pelt to silver* I AM YOUR HERO!
Brook: You’re not silver. *Sees Crowpaw* OMSC, YOU’RE SO SILVER YOU MUST BE THE TRIBE’S HERO!
Feathertail: *Slaps Brook* I’m silver. How come you mouse-brains can’t NOTICE ME BUT YOU CAN NOTICE NON-SILVER CATS?!
Brook: You’re grey-and-black. YOU’RE NOT SILVER!
Feathertail: I AM SO!
Sheer: Let’s take silver cat to our Tribe! *All three Tribe cats grab Stormfur and run off*
Feathertail: I’M THE SILVER CAT NOT HIM!
Squirrelpaw: I turned myself to silver for no reason. . . Now Firestar won’t recognise me.
Crowpaw: How can they mistake a black cat as silver? Firstly, Stormfur’s dark grey and not silver. . . WHAT’S UP WITH THEIR MINDS?!
Feathertail: I WILL BE THE TRIBE’S HERO! *Marches off*
Crowpaw: WAIT! *Follows*
Tawnypelt: *Follows after*
Brambleclaw: Ah, my sister’s going. I must follow her because I’m her same-aged stalker. *Follows Tawnypelt*
Squirrelpaw: *Alone* Oh well, I’ll just lie here until they get back. They won’t notice I’m gone with Crowpaw around.
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
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