Blackstar: I'm a cat with black paws and six toes. I know I'm not normal but I'm a freaking leader! Hey Ratscar, why you disobey me? Redwillow, you're such a she-cat. Yo, angry mob style!
Firestar: Heeeeeeeeey, there's angry mob! :0
Mousefur, Longtail and Purdy: Hi - hi - hide the pizza! *Hide pizza under their nest*
Jayfeather: Heeeeeeey, Blackstar's mouse-brained.
Blackstar: What, what, wha - what?
ShadowClan: ANGRY MOB STYLE!
Brackenfur: Oh no, ShadowClan's coming and we forgot to bake a cake. Too bad, we'll just throw them at your faces.
Berrynose: IIIIIIIIIII--
Lionblaze: Will bore you with his bossiness.
Hollyleaf: Following the warrior code? ShadowClan, angry mob! Down with that, up with ThunderClan Style!
Leafstar: NO, HARLEM STYLE!
Every cat: ANGRY MOB STYLE!
Russetfur: Angry mobs are everywhere, in your Clan and under your nest. Just don't surrender even if you're an elder. No offence Blackstar, but you're so old and I'm young. Forever young, Russetfur will go angry mob style!
Blackstar: *Pushes Russetfur out of the way* You are older than me elder, why you not retire? Now everyone, join dat angry mob! Angry mob, mob, mob, angry mob style!
Dovewing: HEEEEEEEEY, WE WERE BEAT-EN!
Lionblaze: No, no, no, no, how is that possible?
Rowanclaw: The Three are no match for our amazing angry mob style. Step aside so we can steal your pizza. It's just too bad you eat crowfood instead of margarita. HEY, IT'S ANGRY MOB STYLE!
Blackstar: ROOOOOOOOOWANCLAW'S A SHE-CAT!
Tawnypelt, Tigerheart, Dawnpelt and Flametail: WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!
Smokefoot: BLAAAAAAAAACKSTAR'S INSULTING US!
Oakfur: Retreat, treat, treat, treat, freakin' retreat style!
ShadowClan: NO! *Retreat anyway*
*Break*
Bluestar: Want to go to a shop that doesn't allow me, Nyan Cat? Head to Firestar's shop of nothing then! *Nyan Cat song comes on and she starts flying about*
Spottedleaf: You cannot find anything you want in Firestar's shop, making it the best shop ever. Come into the shop, you get nothing. Leave the shop, you're so sad. Firestar's shop of nothing is the best one ever! GO INTO IT NOW AND GET FREE NOTHING! GO IN, YOU KNOW IT'S WORTH IT! Nightcloud, what do you have to say about the epic shop ever?
Nightcloud: It sucks. Don't go in there unless you want part of your life wasted. -_-
Spottedleaf: And the cats are loving it so far! :)
Breezepelt: Now we be walkin' to the worst shop ever. How come I can't find anything? Two words can tell you: IT SUCKS!
Spottedleaf: BREEZEPELT LIKES ONE DIRECTION AND HE LOVES FIRESTAR'S SHOP OF NOTHING! NOW GO INTO THE SHOP!
*Chanel switches*
Tigerstar: I want your fries, I want your fries. Come give me them now at the drop-off centre, you'll die for it. Yeah, yeah. NOW GIVE ME FRIES, I'LL BE HAPPY! I'LL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE MY EVIL-- GOOD-- PLANS EVER! YUP, YUP! :)
Hawkfrost and Brokenstar: ROGUE PARTY!
Tigerstar: *Has headache* NO, THIS IS A COMMERCIAL FOR ME TO GET FRIES, NOT FOR YOU TO COME SAY ROGUE PARTY!
Hawkfrost: LIGHTEN UP, IT'S YO BIRTHDAY. GO PLAY WITH BARBIES AND SMILE UNTIL I COME. YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, TIGERSTAR, HOW ARE YOU? ;D
Tigerstar: *Screams like a girl and Hawkfrost and Brokenstar ballet leap away* I want fries, come to the Dark-- Happy-- Forest where ponies are loved. Hey, hey, where dem fries at? HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WHY YOU IGNORE ME? I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU SO JUST GIVE ME YOUR FRIES NOW!
*Show comes back on*
Blackstar: I hate singing. *Is really exhausted, looking as if he ran a marathon* Where's the prey? *Falls to ground*
Russetfur: *Steps on Blackstar* Whoops, didn't see you. And again! Whoops, sorry! Why are you part of the path now?
Littlecloud: I BELIEVE I CAN DANCE! *Starts dancing with Whitewater* I AM DANCECLOUD! :)
Whitewater: I AM. . . SPARTA! *Rakes claws across Littlecloud's muzzle*
Littlecloud: AAAAAH, CREEPY ELDER! SCARY ELDER! MEANIE ELDER! :( *Retreats to medicine den*
Whitewater: *Smiles* Bye!
Ratscar: I don't find this show funny. . .
Snaketail: *Singing the Mean Kitty song to Whitewater* Hey, little kitty why do you have to bite, bite, bite?
Whitewater: MY NAME IS SPARTA. I AM NOT SPARTAWATER, JUST SPARTA.
Snaketail: He's--
Whitewater: HE?! *Rakes claws across Snaketail's muzzle*
Snaketail: *Cries*
Ferretclaw: Put your paws up or I'll shoot. T-T *Has bananas in hands*
Whitewater: *Cries and runs off*
Pinenose: MY NOSE HAS TURNED TO PINES! HELP ME, SOMEONE!
Ferretclaw: I WILL SAVE YOU! *Shaves Pinenose's fur off* Done. :)
Pinenose: MY FUR! D:
Ferretclaw: You asked me to shave your fur off.
Pinenose: NO, I DIDN'T! I LOOK LIKE A HAIRLESS PINEAPPLE! :(
Ferretclaw: *Breaks into tears* I ONLY TRIED TO MAKE MY CLANMATE HAPYY! MUMMY, DADDY, I HAVE FAILED YOU! D': *Runs away*
Cedarheart: I remember who Yellowfang was after many moons!
Russetfur: Who?
Cedarheart: GRUMPY CAT FROM THE PAST!
Russetfur: Okay. . .
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
