Scourge: *Starts singing Heart Attack to Firestar* Putting my defences up cuz I don't want to die, if I did that, I think I'd fly. Never said yes to kittypet food, never had trouble being evil, but when it comes to you you're so ugly. *Later* You make me sick, but I live with it, won't fly. If I ever did that, I think I'd be famous. I think I'd be famous! :D
Firestar: *Bird falls on him* I can sing anything better than you. o.o
Jayfeather: *Starts singing Surfing Bird while dancing with his stick* Stick, stick, I love stick, stick, stick, I love my stick! Lionblaze, can't you keep away from the stick? Yellowfang, every cat knows I love stick! Stick, stick, stick, I love stick, stick stick! KEEP AWAY NOW!
Ashfur: *Starts singing Still Into You to a squirrel* I should be killing all the brambles, but I still love you, still love you. Squirrelflight, even on our worst nights, I hate you now, I hate you now. Let them wonder why I died because after all this time I want revenge again! ;)
Squirrel: *Stares in confusion and then runs away*
Berrynose: *Starts singing Gentleman* I'm awesome, what did I say? I'm too awesome, you just fainted. They see me comin', they be runnin'. That Honeyfern's staring at me and Poppyfrost be cryin'. Lionblaze, you so freakin' weird! I'm a-- I'm a -- I-- I'm a very, very bossy cat!
ThunderClan: *Fall to sleep as if Berrynose's song is a lullaby*
Dawnpelt: *Starts singing Radioactive* I'm annoyed, Jayfeather's dumb, I kicked my phone and ate sharpies. I'm diving, I'm flying, checking out of ShadowClan. This is it, the Great Battle. Woah. I'm going to win, I feel it in my pelt. Welcome to the Dawnpelt age, the Dawnpelt age. Woah-oh, woah-oh, I'm very cream, very cream.
Breezepelt: Now we be dancing to the BEST PLAN EVER! Oh, and I forgot the rest. . . BEST PLAN EVER THOUGH! :D
Brokenstar: WORST CAT EVER! GO TO THE DARK FOR-- wait, you're already here. :/ GO JOIN THE CORNER OF SHAME!!!
Snowtuft: There's too much singing. MY EARS ARE SORE NOW SO I WILL GO PLAY WITH MAPLESHADE'S BARBIES! -_- *Storms off*
Kestrelflight: Hi, I'm a clumsy cat who's here to fall over. *Falls over* Thanks for visiting, bye! :) *Walks away*
Brokenstar: LEAVE NOW! I AM THE BROKEN ONE WHO HAS BEEN GIVEN NINE LIVES OF NOTHING LIKE TIGERSTAR! Wait. . . STARCLAN, YOU LIARS! *Cries and runs but trips over paws* I HATE YOU, PAWS!
Yellowfang: *Pokes Brokenstar* Pay back, Brokenstar, pay back. *Walks away*
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanficWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
