This spoof was made by @calico_catz. This spoof was requested to be put on here.
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Bramblestar: ALL OF THUNDERCLAN GET THEIR TINY BUTTS OUT HERE FOR MY FIRST EVER ELDERSHIP CEREMONY!
Cats: *Walk out*
Bramblestar: Greystripe, is it your wish to be an elder?
Greystripe: Yes.
Bramblestar: I forgot this ceremony, sorry, but here's the good part. Since you like waffles so much I got you a waffle den. *Flicks tail to a den made entirely of waffles*
Greystripe: *Eyes pop out of head and tongue hangs out of mouth* THIS OS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!! *Does a disco dance and eats his waffle den* Whoops. *Looks at Bramblestar with two front teeth out and eyes big* More. . .
Bramblestar: That cost 234876237858699123485869391 mice. I spent thirteen seasons to get that many! You are now forced to live in the elder's den with the whole Clan! *Looks at Clan* You heard me! You're all living in the elder's den!
Clan: *Pull waffles out of their butts and throw them at Bramblestar. They all stick to him and Greystripe eats him alive* New leader. . . :( SQUIRRELSTAR! SQUIRRELSTAR!
Greystripe: *Is really fat* Best eldership ever. . . *Explodes and waffles go everywhere*
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