Cloudpaw: Why is your tail so long?
Longtail: It runs in the kin, I guess.
Cloudpaw: YOUR TAIL DOES NOT RUN IN YOUR KIN, MORON!!! *Runs off*
Longtail: GRR.
***
Dustpelt: Ashpaw, how do we catch prey?
Ashpaw: Um. . . *Thinks: By running from Dustpelt.*
Cloudpaw: *Bites Ashpaw's tail*
Ashpaw: OH MY BISCUITS!
Dustpelt: Not correct but good answer. So close! Now, what must you remember while doing the hunting crouch?
Cloudpaw: *Bites Ashpaw's tail*
Ashpaw: MUNCHIES!
Dustpelt: What?
Ashpaw: *Turns to Cloudpaw* STOP DOING THAT, YOU STUPID SNOWBALL!
Dustpelt: *Cries* My feelings are hurt.
Cloudpaw: Fernpaw will cheer you up. *Slaps Dustpelt across the muzzle* You look like a tiny Tigerclaw. Did anyone tell you that, mouse-dung?
Dustpelt: OH, MY FEELINGS ARE SO HURT!
Cloudpaw: Ask StarClan to dye your pelt pink. It'll save your life one day because you won't look like Tigerclaw.
Dustpelt: WHAT?
Cloudpaw: *Looks confused, tilting head to the side* What are we talking about?
***
Tigerclaw and Darkstripe: WE WILL, WE WILL KILL YOU!
Longtail: Um. . . *Backs away* *Thinks: They're going to break the warrior code by killing Bluestar!*
Tigerclaw: Longtail, where are you going? You got fear on your face, you big disgrace.
Darkstripe: WAVING THE WHY ARE WE SINGING IN YOUR FACE.
Cloudpaw: TERRIBLE! SORRELKIT, SOOTKIT AND RAINKIT COULD DO BETTER AND THEY'RE JUST AWFUL!!
***
(Moons and years later)
Firestar: The Great Battle. . . I WILL SAVE THE CLANS BY EATING POPCORN!
Cloudtail: *Sweeping camp up* Just give me a reason to kill Brambleclaw, maybe I'll become the next Clan's deputy. I'll walk so far, far, far. :)
Firestar: OH MY DAISYS! O_O
Cloudtail: I said Branbleflaw. o_o
Daisy: *Crawling on the ground, looking exhausted* Someone said my name. It's so tiring, getting out of my nest. . .
Firestar: OH MY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
Daisy: I live here.
Tigerstar: *Throws pie in Daisy's face* KNOCK OUT! WHOO, I KILLED DAISY!!! :)
Hazeltail, Berrynose, Rosepetal, Mousewhisker and Toadstep: Mummy. . .?
Yellowfang: *Marches over to the five cats* YOU DID IT WRONG! THE SCRIPT SAYS YOU MUST BE SAD DAISY GOT PIE IN HER FACE! WHY DO I RUN A MOVIE AND NO CAT DOES IT PROPERLY? FIRSTLY TIGERSTAR AND FIRESTAR WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS FOREV--
Leafstar: *Has a leaf in paws* SKYCLAN'S HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! I'VE GOT A LEAF AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO LOSE IT! *Leaf blows away* NOOO, I LOST IT!
Sharpclaw: So much for not being afraid.
Ferncloud: *Thinks: Brokenstar's here!* Hey, how you doing? So you can't get through! Why don't you just leave here?
Brokenstar: NO, I SHALL NOT LEAVE! Okay, I will. *Walks off*
Brambleclaw: HAWKFROST!
Hawkfrost: *Puts on a beard* Who's Hawkfrost? I'm Frosthawk.
Brambleclaw: Oh, sorry. I'm looking for Hawkfrost, my ugly --
Hawkfrost: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME -- I'm busy. Please call another day.
Brambleclaw: . . . You're Hawkfrost.
Hawkfrost: NO, I AM FROSTHAWK IDIOT.
Brambleclaw: HAWKFROST.
Leafstar: *Dives into camp again* I AM BACK WITH NOTHING TO DESTROY YOU! :)
Firestar: Why don't we forget this battle and go to Burger King and be friends?
Everyone: YEAH!
****
Moons later.
Cloudtail: *Elder* . . . No comment.
Snowpool: HAHA, YOU'RE SITTING ON A BOMB!! :)
Cloudtail: No comment.
Bomb: *Explodes confetti*
Snowpool: WHO REPLACED IT?
Cloudtail: I DID! I MAY BE AN ELDER BUT I AM STILL THAT CLOUDTAIL I WAS!
Snowpool: Mouse-dung.
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
