World is Dovewing's

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Dovewing: I'm the number one princess in the whole wide world --

Bumblestripe: No, you're not.

Lionblaze: I wanna be a princess when I'm older. :3

Dovewing: So make sure you know by heart how to treat meeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . Got it?

Bumblestripe: I forgot just now. Bad memory. :(

Dovewing: You must notice how my hairstyle's different from how I look everyday.

Bumblestripe: What's that?

Dovewing: Number two: Make sure you look down closely at my shoes, okay?

Bumblestripe: NO, IT IS NOT OKAY BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE ON WHAT SHOES ARE!

Dovewing: Number three: Answer in three letters "I love you" whenever I open my mouth and speak to you. If you understand, so do something now about my open right hand.

Bumblestripe: . . .

Dovewing: It's not like I'm being selfish and trying to bother you.

Bumblestripe: You've bothered me as soon as you started singing. -.-

Ivypool: *Puts a sign by Dovewing saying, "Super selfish"*

Dovewing: I just want you to feel from the heart, that I'm the best to you, because I am the number one princess in the whole wide world. *Looks to Jayfeather's stick* You will notice me, hey, hey. It's quite impossible to make me wait. Who do you think I am?

Jayfeather: An annoying person who's trying to steal my stick! *Takes stick and storms off*

Dovewing: . . . This just doesn't work out. You're not supposed to do that during the song.

Bumblestripe: STOP NAGGIN' ME! It's okay to make a complaint, but don't you think that's just so unfair? You never care about how I feel. What a happy person you are to burn off your stress with that! What do I mean to you?

Dovewing: It's not my fault, honestly! I just hate how the Clan annoys me constantly and how Lionblaze gets to be a princess and Jayfeather gets to rule the Clans in the future.

Bumblestripe: I'M NOT LISTENING! LA LA LA LA!

Dovewing: *Takes out megaphone and shouts into Bumblestripe's ear* CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Bumblestripe: *Deaf* What's that?

Dovewing: To the elder's den! NOW!

Bumblestripe: What?

Dovewing:'*Face-paw*

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