Grey Wing: *Standing at a rock with a bunch of prey stuffed into rolls* Come to Burger King and get your free drinks of water!
Clear Sky: *Mutters* Stupid Burger King. COME TO CLEAR KING AND GET YOUR FREE CLOUD SHAKE, A DRINK WITH SNOW IN IT!
Dove's Wing: *Walks to Clear Sky* Can I have a cloud shake? You know how I want to fly in the sky.
Clear Sky: Here you go, Miss Dove's Wing. *Hands over a cloud shake. Dove's Wing drinks it and spits it out*
Dove's Wing: This tastes like crow-food! I'm going to Grey Wing. *Walks over to Grey Wing*
Grey Wing: *Has "Firestar doesn't like Waffles" on. Starts imitating Greystripe's dance but with a vole burger in his paw* Oh, burger time, burger time, wouldn't you like some burger of mine? :)
Dove's Wing: *Takes vole burger and eats it, eyes brightening up* Love it!
Clear Sky: *Storms over to Grey Wing* I DON'T CARE, GO DIE! K GOT THIS FEELING YOU LEFT MY RESTAURANT. I GOT RID OF YOUR BUSINESS AND I LAUGHED, I WATCHED YOU CRY. I THREW YOUR CROW-FOOD INTO THE LAKE AND DANCED ALL NIGHT. I GOT RID OF YOUR BUSINESS. I DON'T CARE, I'M LAUGHING! I DON'T CARE, I HATE YOU!
Tall Shadow: Clear Sky's eaten catmint again?
Lion's Roar: NO, HE'S KATNISS EVERDEEN!
Clear Sky: I'MA GO CATO ON YOU! Prepare to die! *Brings out a rabbit*
Bright Stream: *Slaps Clear Sky across the face with a fish* . . .
Grey Wing: At least I can actually sell something, Clear Sky.
Clear Sky: I DON'T CARE! SHUT UP!!!!! :)
Grey Wing: *Throws pink paint at Clear Sky, turning him pink*
Clear Sky: *Throws pink paint back* REVENGE!!!!
Both: *Start throwing random things at each other*
Turtle Tail: GREY WING, GREY WING, GREY WING! WHOO, YOU GO GREY WING! GO DESTROY THE CLOUD SHAKES OUTTA CLEAR SKY!!! :D
Clear Sky: BOO! GREY WING SUCKS AND HE EATS FOX DUNG!!!! HIS MATE IS FOX DUNG, ACTUALLY!!!
Turtle Tail: YOU'RE SO UGLY, HALF MOON KICKED YOU OUT OF THE TRIBE FOR LITTERING FOX DUNG! WAIT, THAT'S YOU.
Clear Sky: YOU'RE SO-- I'm out of words. You're actually mean, Turtle Tail. GO GROW A TURTLE ON YOUR TAIL, LADY!
Misty Water: TOMS, STOP FIGHTING OR ELSE!
Grey Wing: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be working at Burger King. GO BACK TO YOUR RESTAURANT, BRO!
Clear Sky: OKAII, BRO! *Skips away*
Lion's Roar: Clear Sky acts like Snow Hare used to. o_o
Snow Hare: What?
Dove's Wing: He said nothing.
Half Moon: He said Clear Sky acts like you used to.
Snow Hare: Oh, okay. Bye! *Skips off*
Silver Frost: Skipping old cat! o.o
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Sorreltail: And that's what Burger King was like during the ancient times. :)
Lilykit and Seedkit: *Sleeping*
Jayfeather: I'm actually Jay's Wing. I am back from the dead, MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorreltail: Jayfeather. . .
Jayfeather: I AM JAY'S WING. I HAVE RETURNED FROM STARCLAN TO DESTROY THE CURRENT DAY'S BURGER KING! WHERE ARE HOLLY'S LEAF AND FALLEN LEAVES, MY SIDE KICKS?
Hollyleaf and Fallen Leaves: Here!
Spiderleg: *Kicks Jayfeather at the side* There's your side kick.
Jayfeather: I meant -- never mind.
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Purdy: And that's how my ol' Clanmates were back in the day.
Snowkit: That's what's happening right now, Purdy. o_o
Purdy: Is it? SWEET, I CAN SEE INTO THE PAST! :)
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
