Apprentice Randomness

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Snowpaw: Ignore my sister. She's just Nyan Cat.

Thistlepaw: I thought that.

Bluepaw: *Running around, wrecking things* MEW, MEW, MEW, MEW, MEW, MEW, MEW, MEW! *Lifts Sweetpaw up and throws her into rainbow paint*

Thistlepaw: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SISTER?!

Sweetpaw: *Faints*

Bluepaw: *Slaps Thistlepaw across the face with a fish and stands on Highrock* MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW!

Stormtail: Get down from there.

Bluepaw: Mew?

Stormtail: Get down from there.

Pinestar: OMSC, NYAN CAT IS ON MY HIGHROCK! :o

Leopardfoot: Hufflepuff! o.o

Patchpelt: AAAAAH, IT'S A BLUE VOLDEMORT! *Runs around, screaming*

Bluepaw: Hey, ThunderClan! What's up? :D

Thistlepaw: A Nyan Cat that's gonna go to StarClan. *Pokes Bluepaw*

Bluepaw: *Pretends to be dead*

Thistlepaw: It worked. It actually worked. And Snowpaw thought I was mad. MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. *Walks over to Goosefeather and pokes him* You are now dead, crazy old cat.

Goosefeather: YOU WOKE ME UP, APPRENTICE! GRRRRR, YOU WILL PAY! *Starts chasing own tail*

Thistlepaw: He really is some crazy cat. :/ Oh well, he forgot he was going to make me "pay".

White-eye: Le crazy.

Bluepaw: I AM ALIVE! *Dives towards Thistlepaw* THIS. . . IS. . . BLUEPAW!

Thistlepaw: *Knocked out*

Snowpaw: OMSC, YOU HAVE BEATEN THIS THISTLEPAW!

Bluepaw: Bleh.

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