Warrior Cat Randomness #2

What happens when Crowfeather goes to McDonalds. . .

Crowfeather: *Walks into restaurant* At least I'll be able to get away from Nightcloud for once. :D

Nightcloud: WHY ARE YOU HERE?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BURGER KING?!?!

Crowfeather: Aw, mouse-dung. :/ *Puts a wig on* Excuse me, but do I know you?

Nightcloud: Oh, sorry. I thought you were Crowfeather for a second.

Crowfeather: 'Tis okay. *Barges past*

Jayfeather: *Talking to nobody at the counter* Sir, you must order now. I don't have the whole day to stand here, you know. I have a Clan to go to, too.

Crowfeather: I'll take fries. Just that.

Jayfeather: WHAT?!

Crowfeather: Fries. . .?

Jayfeather: *Throws hat on ground* I didn't come here to be your little servant! How dare you tell me to get fries for you?! Go get them yourself, lazy!

Tigerstar: Crowfeather, you traitor!

Crowfeather: *Sighs* Can't I get away from anyone?

Tigerstar: You're supposed to go to Tiger King, my place! How can you refuse my offer of two million pounds for a tiger burger?

Crowfeather: Um. . .

Tigerstar: Yeah, you better have nothing to say! I hate you now. You're supposed to be my friend. Friends don't betray each other. You know what? WAR ON WINDCLAN! WAR ON WINDCLAN!

Jayfeather: SHUT UP, WILL YOU? I'M TRYING TO COUNT MY HERBS! *Is actually counting fries*

Crowfeather: Thanks! *Grabs fries*

Jayfeather: My herbs! :O

Tigerstar: *Starts rolling about on the ground, crying* I HAVE NO FRIENDS! THEY ALL LIKE TO ABANDON ME! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M SPECIAL!

Darkstripe: I'm your friend.

Tigerstar: I HATE YOU!

Darkstripe: Whaaaat?

Tigerstar: GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! GET OUT OF MY LIFE! GET OUT OF THE DARK FOREST!

Whitewing: Drama king or what? -.- *Picks Tigerstar up but gets squashed*

Barkface: DOCTOR OCTOPUS BLEH! *Laser comes out of mouth and blows Tigerstar away*

Runningtail: Thank StarClan that weird cat is gone. Declaring war is the least thing you can do since Onestar hired a pack of dogs to guard every single part of the camp.

Halftail: So that's how I lost my tail, haha.

One-eye: I lost my eye by laying eyes on Halftail. I think my name was Twoeyedalien before I had to join the elders' den. Leaders gave out awesome names back then. In fact, they were better than names like Foxleap and Lionblaze. :)

Runningtail: Actually, I think your leader named you Twoeyedalien so cats could make fun of you.

One-eye: I was the most respected elder, you see. Um, I used to sleep with my head in Facebook because I'm the founder, not Stormfur. Then I used to tweet to the birds, making them fall off the trees because I was so good, so I became the founder of Twitter. Then I flew into the sky with my best friend, Piketooth, thus creating Skype. Then Timberfur and I danced to ''Timber'', creating Timblur or whatever it's called. And you know how thunder was created?

Runningtail: You snored?

One-eye: *Laughs* No, Loudbelly's belly rumbled so loud, they decided to call it thunder. Wind was created whenever Runningwind ran, and rivers were made when someone skated on frozen ice. And ice was made when Icecloud put a cloud over the water, and Frostfur covered it in frost. Now trees were created by Barkface and Leafpool.

Jayfeather: GET OUT OF HERE! NO CAT CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY MEDICINE DEN!

One-eye: And Grumpy Cats are Yellowfang's in disguise. Well, Yellowfang was the first Grumpy Cat and then passed the infection over to Mousefur, who passed it to Crowfeather, who passed it onto Breezepelt and Jayfeather. Haha, they sure are kin of the Grumpy Cat. :)

Runningtail: o_o *Runs before she catches the Grumpy Cat infection*

One-eye: My name is Twoeyedalien. It's an eye to meet you. Haha, see what I did there? Instead of it being nice, it's eye! HAAHAHA!

Halftail: You're an annoying person.