Gravity Falls Welcomes You (xreader)

Slime Monesy

It was now a couple weeks into summer. The Pines twins and (Y/N) had grown considerably closer, and hanging out almost everyday. Bill came around still, but it was mostly in (Y/N)'s dreams. He kept far away from the twins.

Well, for the time being.

Bill had been observing the situation at hand. He noted that the mystery trio had grown quite close; something he did not like whatsoever. It was something he needed to fix quickly before it could advance anymore.

He had come to terms that he didn't hate the mortal (Y/N), heck maybe he even liked her on some level. The Pines twins were a different story however, and Bill would have liked it better if they were disposed of.

But for right now, everything was calm. The atmosphere still had that 'carefree summer feel' and everybody was mildly content. But of course, this was all before the storm. Of everything yet to come.

~

Your P.O.V.

"Wow Dipper! It's so cool! But, erm...what is it?" You looked at what Dipper had brought back to the shack from his paranormal investigation.

It was a medium jar, sealed tightly with a lid. Inside was some sort of purple gel substance, squeezed so tight it might burst any second. It kind of looked like some kind of putty a child might play with. Temptation crawled in you to take it out and reminisce childhood.

That was the idea until an eyeball rolled to the side of the jar.

"WHAT THE-?!" You jumped back in surprise.

Mabel popped her head around the corner. "What's all the hubba about? Oh, you're back!" She walked up to the table, with a smile on her face.

"Back to answering your question, (Y/N), it's a slime monesy."

Mabel stuck her tongue out in confusion and I tilted my head to the side. "A what?" I asked.

"A slime monesy." Dipper repeated. "They're these gross slime balls with eyes that can slip in between cracks. Normally, they are harmless and only slightly mischievous. But this one-" He gestured toward the jar. "Has been causing a lot of trouble with the residents of Gravity Falls. It's also have been growing at an unsafe rate. Normally, slime monesy's are about twice as small as this guy."

He picked the jar up and headed for the basement.

"Wait!" Mabel called.

Dipper turned around.

"What are you going to do with it?"

He turned the jar over. "Analyze it." He curtly walked away.

"Well, that was something." You said.

"It's just another weirdo thing he's brought home. He's like me bringing home stray animals." Mabel responded.

That made you laugh. "Same, Mabel. I find myself incapable of not caring about animals."

Mabel smiled. "Dipper was trying impress you." She pulled up a chair.

You followed suit. Mabel pulled some playing cards out of nowhere and started to shuffle. You hadn't had a slightest idea where the idea of cards came from but you went along with it.

"Yeah right, Mabel. We are just friends. He doesn't like me like that." You looked up at the reflective light that allowed you to cheat.

Mabel dealt out cards. "Then why would he have shown you that nasty slime thing? He was proud he caught it and he thought you might think he was cool for capturing it. He was obviously trying to impress you, (Y/N)."

You surveyed your hand, careful not to allow the light to reflect your cards. "Mabel, Dipper was proud he caught it. It's normal to show your friends things you like and are proud of."

Mabel put down the first card. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever helps you sleep at night."

Card playing lasted for an hour. After about thirty minutes Grunkle Stan also pulled up a chair and started playing. He taught you and Mabel some pointers and kicked your butt at cards.

Both of you got fed up of the old man's antics and left for the basement to see what Dipper was up to.

You made conversation on the way down there. "I ran into your creepy ex-boyfriend. Gideon Creepful, was it?"

She laughed. "It should be. I can't believe I ever went on a date with him, did he give you too much trouble?"

"I got a free ice-cream out of it so-"

Something whizzed by your head.

"WHAT THE HECK, BRO BRO. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?"

Dipper poked his head around some lab equipment. "Sorry, sorry my fault I-I don't what-"

"Dipper what's going on?" Ford came walking toward the scene. (A/N- Surprise I arrived. Bet you didn't think you'd meet the author of the journals now did you.)

Ford had just came back from his monster hunt in Indonesia a week ago. You had only met him once, (it was kind of cool to shake his hand since he had six fingers), but he was a nice guy.

"Nothing, nothing." Dipper looked back at his work muttering something about his calculations.

"Ford, this is so cool. It's amazing what you have accomplished." You stared around in awe. The machinery looked like something from an epic sci-fi adventure.

Ford chuckled. "Why, thank you. You know-"

"OKAY THATS ENOUGH NERD TODAY LETS GO BACK UPSTAIRS, (Y/N)!" Mabel dragged you back up. You barely managed to say goodbye.

"Let's go play with Waddles!" Mabel said when you were back upstairs.

"O-okay." You said, thinking Mabel was the most random person on the planet.

Ford's P.O.V.

Dipper pretended to busy himself with his calculations. I admired how beautiful I looked in the reflective surfaces. What? Why else would I have the machinery reflective?

     Peeling my eyes off of my attractive self, I turned to Dipper. "I can see why you like (Y/N)."

     Dipper's head shot straight up and blushed. "I-I don't like her like that." He squeaked.

     I sighed. It must be tough for this kid. He didn't possess my beauty, which probably didn't help with the ladies. He was only a seven. It must be awful not to be a ten...

     "Dipper, life's too short. Remember that." I said.

     Dipper didn't respond. He only erased a little heart from the top of his calculations.

A/N-Don't worry. Bill is going to come later. That was a lot longer than the last one. So yep, cool.