Gravity Falls Welcomes You (xreader)

...Awkward PT.2

Your P.O.V.

We finally arrived at the diner. Dipper and Bill were glaring daggers at each other as we all slid into a booth.

|Dipper|Mabel|
|(Y/N)|Bill|

Lazy Susan greeted us with a smile. "What would you all like today?"

     "Chocolate chip pancakes and apple juice!" Me and Mabel said at the same time.

     "Uh, just the short stack with orange juice." Dipper said.

     "I'll just have water." Bill said.

     "Booooooo!" Mabel gave him an thumbs down.

     "You dare boo me, shooting star?" Bill raised an eyebrow.

     You intervened. "You're so boring. Why didn't you order any food." You put a napkin on your head, to symbolize a top hat and started doing an impression. "Durrrrr! I'm Bill! An all seeing eye who's seen and can do countless things that are incomprehensible but I still choose water because blood's not available!"

     Dipper and Mabel burst out laughing and Bill gave you a salty but playful glare.

     Just then, the food came. Mabel and me ravenously sucked down the chocolate chip pancakes and the apple juice, while Dipper poured some maple syrup on his and ate in a normal manner. Bill just watched us all, sipping his water.

     After we were all done, Dipper paid and we all left the diner.

     "So, what to do today?" Mabel brightly asked.

     "Yeah (Y/N), what do you want to do?" Dipper asked me.

     Sometimes, he is unintentionally too cute to handle.

     "Uh, I-what would you like to do Dipper?"

     "How about we push Dipper off lookout point?" Bill intervened.

     We all looked at him. I broke the silence. "Biiillllll! That kills people!" (A very select few will understand this reference.)

     "Nice reference sweetheart." Bill winked at me. "I was just joking...for now. How about the pool!"

     "Why would a demon want to go to the pool?" Mabel questioned.

     "To show off my oh-so sexy bod." Bill struck a pose. "But I already know Pine-tree is much too conservative, or frankly doesn't have it, to show it off."

     "I can be sexy." Dipper muttered. He got in Bill's face. "Probably sexier than you!"

     "The day that happens, is the day I wear a dress and sing in flowers." Bill smirked.

     "How about a deal?"

     Dipper stood and considered it. He's probably hesitant because he's made bad deals before.

     "What's the deal?"

     "Whoever is sexier gets to order around the other person for a day."

     Dipper and Bill shook. "Deal."

     I am honestly surprised Dipper did that. Didn't see it coming.

     "Are we just going to stand here, or are we going to meet hot guys at the pool?" Mabel screamed and ran off to the shack.

     But what if two guys is all I need?

A/N- First off, this book has a new cover. MemeDemon made it and it is really cool.

Secondly, this book will have slower updates. I didn't really plan anything and...not overly happy how the writing is. Kind of getting writer's block and I'm working on other stories. (My FnaF and I'm going to post a Dipperxreader fic soon)

I sawwy!