Gravity Falls Welcomes You (xreader)

...Awkward Part 1

A/N-Yes, I did color that in. (Didn't actually draw outline tho). That's me in anxious Dip's arms, Mabel's my homegirl and Bill is just obliviously star struck...judge me now. Sorry I haven't been updating that much.

Your P.O.V.

"Yeah, Mabel, sounds great...uh-huh...see you there!" You hung up the phone and flopped on your bed.

     "I'm excited about going, but I just don't want to get around." You mumbled to yourself as you slid off the bed. Going over to you suitcase, (you sorta never unpacked because it required too much effort) you picked up some short shorts (but not too short ;) and a concert t-short you got from seeing your favorite (artist/band). Slouching over to the mirror, you sighed and brushed through your hair. Eh, it still looks like crap, but good enough.

     The house was silent. Too silent.

"Dave?"

No response. Don't think of scary slasher games and movies. Don't think about scary monsters. Don't think about someone viciously murdering you.

     A hand laid on your shoulder. Electric shocks and fear moved through your body. "I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I'm too young and tragically gorgeous and sarcastic to die!"

     "Hey-! Quit thrashing!" The body engulfed yours, making you screaming and kicks instantly stop.

     "Bill! What the hell!" You were still shaking.

     Bill had plastered a smirk. "Did I scare you sweetheart? Maybe it would be better if I..." He snapped his fingers. He wore a hockey mask and some garment that resembled a trash bag. Ghghgrhhhhgr, he held a REAL CHAINSAW above his head and started slowly bringing it down.

     You screamed more. "WHY IS THE CHAINSAW REAL WHY CAN'T IT BE PLASTIC THIS IS NOT COOL!"

     You threw a couch pillow at the very real object. Bill sliced it midway in the air and feathers rained down. "To make it more realistic." He smirked insanely and started taking a couple steps closer. Something he probably thought was playful move.

     "NO, NO, NO. LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF NOPE!" You dashed out of the house.

     The trees echoed the flapping of bird feathers. There was more noise further in the forrest, something that gave you slight hope. You pushed yourself and ran even harder. What was he even thinking? A chainsaw?! That was Dave's favorite pillow too...

     Bill appeared right in front of you, his chainsaw inactive and in his belt. The white hockey mask was pushed up on his head. "Haven't you learned from the movies you don't escape serial killers?" Smiling tauntingly, he put his arms around you. "I was just joking..."

You glared at him. "Well it sure didn't seem like it!" Bill always had loved his antics, but sometimes he took it a teensy bit too far. (Note the sarcasm).

Bill smiled crazily some more. "How ever shall you be able to forgive me?" You gave him the anime exasperated look thing.

"Maybe I just won't forgive you."

"You're my favorite cynical mortal to annoy, though."

"Find another one, then."

"They're so hard to come by these days, though."

"Walking away from your bull." You started walking away, only for Dipper and Mabel to spring out of the brush.

"ARE YOU OKAY?" Dipper grabbed your shoulders and looked at you with his serious, worried brown eyes.

"We heard noises and you weren't at your house so we were worried!" Mabel exclaimed.

They were such good friends that genuinely cared for you. That's really sweet...and so hard to come by.

"I-I'm fine. Except that maniac over there chased me with a chainsaw." You pointed toward Bill.

The twins looked at Bill like he was the skum of the earth. Which he was. But he was charismatic skum, so that made up for it.

"A chainsaw?!" Mabel charged him. "What is wrong with you?! Don't ever think about hurting my best friend!"

"Relax everyone. Yeesh. A guy can't have fun. Anywho, I overheard your plans and would be delighted to accompany you."

Dipper stood up straighter, with hatred in his eyes. Which was understandable considering all the things he's done to his family. "You aren't invited."

The plan was just a simple breakfast at Greasy's diner. It wasn't that big of a deal, but obviously things would be awkward if Bill tagged along but...still.

Bill walked over to you and looped your arm into his. "I don't need an invitation."

And that's how Bill came along and ruined everything. AGAIN.

TIMESKIP brought to you by Mabel's glitter emporium; glitter galore.

The walk reeked of awkward, heated tension. There wasn't much conversation and the wildlife seemed to sense they needed to abandon their songs. Which was a shame, it would have really helped the mood.

You and Mabel tried to start small talk but it always sizzled out. Eventually both of you gave up and accepted the walk in silence.

     After about fifteen minutes of walking, the quartet arrived in front of Greasy's Diner.

A/N-Go read my new book, Fnafxreader. Please. Even if you're not into that sort of thing, it is just really fluffy rom-com and who doesn't love a cheesy rom-com?

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