This month, angerbda recruited TK founder AngusEcrivain to do her dirty work, and dirty it is... Or at least it could be, at least Angus thought it was!
And because everyone knows the actual words to the original rhyme, we're only giving you angerbda's adapted version!
Ol' Tevun Krus had a release
E-I- E-I- O
And in his release he had some punk
E-I- E-I- O
With a Choo-Choo here
And a Choo-Choo there
Here a Choo, there a Choo
Everywhere a Choo-Choo
Old TK had dieselpunk
E-I- E-I- O
Ol' Tevun Krus had a release
E-I- E-I- O
And in his release he had some punk
E-I- E-I- O
With a Clonk-Clonk here
And a Clonk-Clonk there
Here a Clonk, there a Clonk
Everywhere a Clonk-Clonk
Old TK had some steampunk
E-I- E-I- O
Ol' Tevun Krus had a release
E-I- E-I- O
And in his release he had some punk
E-I- E-I- O
With a Hack-Hack here
And a Hack-Hack there
Here a Hack, there a Hack
Everywhere a Hack-Hack
Old TK had cyberpunk
E-I- E-I- O
Ol' Tevun Krus had a release
E-I- E-I- O
And in his release he had some punk
E-I- E-I- O
With a Hum- Hum here
And a Hum-Hum there
Here a Hum, there a Hum
Everywhere a Hum-Hum
Old TK had teslapunk
E-I- E-I- O
Ol' Tevun Krus had a release
E-I- E-I- O
And in his release he had some punk
E-I- E-I- O
With a Tick-Tock here
And a Tick-Tock there
Here a Tick, there a Tock
Everywhere a Tick-Tock
Old TK had some clockpunk
E-I- E-I- O
Ol' Tevun Krus had a release
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