Leo Valdez x Reader (Oneshots)

Drunk

You were at home, watching a movie on Netflix. You were alone since Leo went to hang out with Jason, Percy, Frank, and Nico. 

The movie ended and you yawned. You looked at the clock and saw that it was past midnight. When is Leo going to get back, you thought, concerned. You got up and went to go get a glass of water. You filled the cup and went to go upstairs. Right when you passed by the front door, you heard something slam on it.

You jumped and spilled your water onto the floor. You opened the door as somebody fell on you. It was Leo.

"Leo? When did you get home? HOW did you get home?" Leo looked up at you and grinned.

"I got here right nooooww~ I rode a unicorn here!" You internally screamed as you realized that leo was drunk.

You dragged him to the couch and threw him down. You looked at him while he stared at you. 

"How much did you drink?" Leo grinned and burped. "As much as you want me to, babe~" That made no sense to you. You leaned down and opened your mouth to speak. Then, you smelled his breathe. You stood back up, fighting the urge to puke. It smelled of alchohol and other smells you couldn't make out.

"You drank a lot, didn't you?" Leo's grin got bigger as he said, "Roger that, Mrs. Valdez. We drank sooo much that we *unbelievably censored*!"

You resisted the urge to break up with him then. Then it hit you. "Why did you call me Mrs. Valdez?"

Leo jumped off the couch and face planted onto the floor. He got up and tried to get on one knee. "Will you marry me, Reggie?"

Your eyes widened as you said, "My name isn't Reggie, Leo. It's y/n." Leo giggled and burped.

"Nice to meet you, why slash en~" You tilted your head and asked, "What're you talking about?"

"Nothing," Leo giggled. You, again, resisted the urge to slap him. "Hey, y/n~" You raised an eyebrow and asked, "What?" Leo wiggled his eyebrows and said, "You wanna make out?" You snorted and said, "Not when you're completely drunk."

Leo pouted and said, "But why not~" You groaned and said, "I'm going to go get Tylenol. You're giving me a head ache.." You walked out of the room and into the bathroom. You grabbed two pills and gulped them down. You returned to the couch to see Leo gone. You frantically looked around and check the window. It was open.

You have got to be kidding me.., you thought. You ran outside and saw Leo running in the street. "Leo Valdez, get your butt back here!!"

Leo just continued running around, but spread out his arms. "I'm an airplane~" You mentally face palmed as you ran after your boyfriend. You reached Leo right when a car almost ran him over. You continuously apologized while the driver yelled about how Leo was acting like a deranged man child. You dragged Leo back into the house and locked the door. 

You turned and saw Leo shirtless. "How the heck..." You opened the door and saw his shirt in the street. 

"How is that even possible?!" You closed the door again and locked it. You then locked the window he crawled out of.

You then grabbed his hand and dragged him upstairs. "Where are we going," Leo whined. 

"To bed," you said, completely done with his actions. Leo hiccuped and said, "Why? Are we gonna *unbelievably censored*?" Your face turned red as you said, "No, Leo. you're going to sleep."

Leo groaned as you dragged him into the bedroom. You literally almost threw him onto the bed. You locked the door and windows before saying, "I'm going to the bathroom."

When you came out, you wanted to scream. Leo was on the bed, still shirtless, with rose petals around him. BUT THERE ARE NO FLOWERS IN THIS HOUSE, you mentally screamed. And his hands were EMPTY!

You walked over, brushed the petals off, and tried to get Leo to wear a shirt. "But I'm to hot~"

You groaned and chucked the shirt across the room. "Fine, then! Just sleep, already!"

Surprisingly, he crawled into the sheets and passed out, faster than the speed of light. You sighed with relief and joined him.

As you got comfortable, you felt Leo's arm snake around your waist. He yawned and said, "Night, Reggie..." You rolled your eyes and said, "Goodnight, Leo.."

*Next Day*

You woke up to find Leo still asleep. You shook him awake and he groaned. "My head hurts.."

You kissed his forehead and said, "Yeah, you were drunk last night." Leo groaned and went into the bathroom to puke. When he came back out, you were looking at his phone. Last night, he had left it unlocked.

Leo walked over and asked, "What're you looking at?" You showed him all of the selfies Leo had taken while hanging out with the boys. There was also a video of Leo recording the rest of the group drunkenly singing karaoke. 

"What did you do last night?" Leo shrugged and said, "No idea, Reggie."