Two Worlds

Interview with Luke

Hey people! I'm back! Actually, I was never gone.... whatever. This story has probably died out and stuff but at least all my fans will be informed that I uploaded this :D Something just came across me and I really, really, wanted to interview Luke. His POV seems to be a needed one to understand- yes?

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First, a note from Luke:

Oh... hi! You wanted to ask me a few things? Like an interview? Yeah, sure I've got time... I think. Do you have eggplant? Cecilia wanted me to get some but...

You mean interview now??? Can't you interview anyone else? Just me? Oh... well, when you put it that way- fine.

How do you feel about Cecilia and Griffin being a couple?

Oh sure, pour salt on the wound- why dontcha... Well I have to accept it don't I? I mean, it's not like Cecilia even likes me even if Griffin were gone. Of coursed I accept it but honestly, I'm not happy (Cecilia isn't going to see this- right?). Cecilia deserves a lot better than Griffin, I mean, he can't even speak properly!... What? He doesn't stutter anymore?

Do you think you'll ever like anyone again?

Well, yeah. Duh. Cecilia isn't my LIFE. That'd be hella sad if I were some clingy twit.

What did you think when you first met Cecilia?

damn-straight, she was freaking FOUR YEARS OLD. I didn't think anything interesting. I didn't really think anything...much. Back then, my dad was still alive. He was teaching me how to be the caretaker. He taught me that I should take care of everyone, even the youngest or oldest citizen. My only thought was to help that little girl and that's what I did.

What in the world did you see in Kat and how the heck did you never notice what a turd she was to Cecilia?

Whoa there, getting a little opinion sided in there, yes? i'm a boy, okay? When I see a pretty girl who flirts with me, what do you think I'll do? Turn my back away and prance back to being idiotically single? No way man. I don't know why I didn't notice the little fight between them to... Shut up, it so was just a little fight! Girls take things too seriously... Of course I'm such a boy! Now are you going to ask the next question or what?

Have you ever worn makeup (the kind for girls)?

What the hell is with these questions?! Okay, okay. Yes, I did. But only because Kat was begging to see if this shade of lipstick went with some eyeshadow. And she wanted to see it on another person. She never said if she liked the combination though, she just took some pictures... why are you laughing? What do you mean I'm a dimwit?

Coke or Pepsi?

Seriously? Coke forever! Actually, I don't really like either. I like Mountain Dew more- much more.

If you won 50 million card slots in the lottery, what would you do with it?

Is that a necessary question? Obviously I'd spend it on something good. First, I'd buy myself a better house- maybe one on Zeron. I'd give half of what's left to Cecilia (who'd probably just stuff it in a bank and forget without ever adding it to her card by the way) and by myself another car... what else? I guess I'd just slowly waste it out, buying whatever I wanted when I came across it. Man, that'd be nice.

If the end of the world was coming, what would you do?

Honestly, I have no clue. We never live life to the fullest until it's too late. Maybe I'd go to Walmart and mess with people until I was kicked out. Or I'd try to see how many things I can steal without being caught. I might go visit all those famous people who seemed so far away but aren't really considering how small the world has become. Didn't we already narrowly avoid the end of the world though?

If you were an animal, which would you be?

Uh... these questions are getting more and more random... No I'm not having fun answering them. i need my eggplant. You do realize there's barely any animals still alive in this year? I read about something called a horse. I like those. I like hamsters too. And dogs. But which am I like? Can't you let the readers decide?... Thank you.

Do you think you are the way Cecilia sees you?

Cecilia always thought of me really well but I guess I never showed her what I was really like. I was just getting a LITTLE annoyed with how she acted around Griffin and KABOOM! Suddenly, I'm a jealous turd. She's so used to seeing me as the golden boy. Really, that's how everyone sees me. Yeah... not true. I've got my bad days. Cecilia seems to get that now though, so I think I really am how Cecilia sees me... at the moment.

What super power do you wish you had?

Mind control. There's a lot of others, but that one comes in handy. Doesn't a question like this show my personality? No, I'm not a controlling, dominating person. It might just come in... handy.... No! Not to make Cecilia like me! I'm not desperate or any of that crap! Who do you think I am?.... I didn't tell Griffin that! I told him to give me back that disc he stole when he was over at my house for the first time.

What's in your refrigerator right now?

I think it's empty. I mean, I live in a shack and work as a full-time part timer. I'd check, but I'm kind of on a different planet right now. We can talk about Cecilia's fridge though, considering I'm grocery shopping for what's going to be in it right now. Speaking of which, I do need that eggplant... and I got to get back to shopping before the store closes... No it is not weird that I'm doing the shopping instead of her or some other girl; can I go now?

Uh huh... you're welcome. It was no problem. I guess. It was actually really annoying, all these random questions. You shouldn't annoy anyone else with them- no wait. Go interview Griffin. I think he's sleeping. Make sure you wake him up and force these questions on him... Oh. Eggplant. Thanks. Umm... I guess I'll be going now!

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Awww.... I loved bringing Luke back to life like that. All the characters had been sucked into a black hole and it took a while to fish them out. Then I had to do CPR on the poor dudes which is really tedious. Luke was the first to wake up and go back to living so I inerviewed him after things settled down.

Just kidding.

Well, I really did enjoy reading the story over and I enjoyed writing this interview even more. Hope you enjoyed it too! :)