Patrick Stump Imagines

14 - Tweets

So, um before we start...one of my inspiration was a reality love team in my country where the girlfriend was ranked as the Philippines' sexiest and the boyfriend got mad or something, saying something like who did the ranking.

Enjoyyy

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When you were crowned as the sexiest woman in the world:

@random-band-trash: @patrickstump what will you say about @urusername crowned being the sexiest woman in the world?

@patrickstump: @random-band-trash @urusername WHAT?!?!?!?!

@random-band-trash: @patrickstump @urusername *please pretend that this is the link*

@urusername: @patrickstump @random-band-trash I told you Patrick, I slayyyy too.

@patrickstump: @urusername I WON'T LET ANYONE JERK ON YOUR PHOTOS. YOU SHOULD GO ON RANK TEN

@urusername: @patrickstump sent you a DM

(Your DM: SOUNDS LIKE YOU WEREN'T JERKING ON MINE!!!!)

(Patrick's DM: NYEHEHEHE I AM AN EXCEPTION)

(Your DM: OH YOU ARE THE ONLY EXCEPTION~~)

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When you're studying:

@patrickstump: where's my baby?

@patrickstump: baby boo?

@patrickstump: sullivan's here
@urusername: PATRICK! STOP IT. I AM STUDYING.

@patrickstump meep

@patrickstump: notice me senpai

@patrickstump: SENPAIII

@urusername: ugh. I'm blocking you until I'm done.

@patrickstump: hoe, don't do it

*you blocked him*

@patrickstump: oh my god

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When he lost his fedora:

@urusername: @petewentz @hurleyxvx @trohman HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN @patrickstump 's FEDORA?

@petewentz: @urusername nah

@hurleyxvx: @urusername not at all

@trohman: @urusername tell him he has more fedoras

@patrickstumpl: @urusername WHY IS GILBERT CHILLING IN YOUR BACKPACK?

@urusername: @patrickstump WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DIDN'T PUT IT THERE.

@patrickstump: @urusername YOU FEDORA HIDER!

@urusername: @patrickstump :))) NYEHEHEHE