Patrick Stump Imagines

25 - Fedoras (ElisTrick)

"It's his fedoras!" Elisa snapped as she tries to calm down on her seat. "It's like he's talking to them and I...he named one after me!"

"I named it after you so that I would always feel it was you whenever I'm away." Patrick murmured.

"Ugh...Patrick. You even named one after Declan!"

"Wait, Mrs. Stump." You said, making her stop. "Please calm down. Your husband names something after you so he wouldn't feel alone when he's in tour."

Patrick smirked at Elisa. "The psychiatrist got me."

"Whatever Patrick!" His wife rolled her eyes.

"Um...I suggest you guys reconcile with each other. Getting crazy over fedoras is not a valid problem that will result into a divorce."

"So, what'd you say Elisa?" Patrick said sweetly.

"Just stop talking to your damn fedoras! Don't freak out if someone suddenly answered you!"

Patrick kisses Elisa's cheek. "Then, I won't, but I can still keep them, can't I?"

"Just don't talk to them, honey." She said, pecking him in the lips.

"Well, um...I guess the two of you are settled."

"I think so." Elisa chuckled then smiled at you. "Thanks Y/N, you're really a great help."

"Anytime Elisa." You said.