Patrick Stump Imagines

26 - What he would text you

When he's cooking
patrick😚: bby gurl
patrick😚: can I ask something?
patrick😚: please this is so important
babe😍😍: yo wut is it?
patrick😚: um...how do we stop this beeping thing in the kitchen
babe😍😍: PATRICK
babe😍😍: YOU DID NOT
babe😍😍: BURN THE HOUSE
patrick😚: I almost burned the kitchen. I destroyed your favorite pan because I was planning to do something for you, then I burned everything. I've put out the fire and then, this stupid device started beeping
patrick😚: i'm so sorry y/n. I didn't mean to.
patrick😚: I should have called for a delivery.
patrick😚: FUCK
patrick😚: it enabled the emergency sprinklers
babe😍😍: I'm going home
babe😍😍: gonna save your wet ass
patrick😚: it's really weird I'm using an umbrella inside the house.
babe😍😍: let's just dry everything after
patrick😚: yeah...even you😏😏😏
babe😍😍: patrick martin stump did you just
patrick😚: yesss...😏😏😏

When he's sick
sickpatrick: babyyy
sickpatrick: imissyou
notsickbabe: but you're sick
notsickbabe: anyways i've done some chicken soup and I'm coming over.
sickpatrick: yayyy.
notsickbabe: so we'll be sick together and I'll finally have a reason to ditch those bastard friends of mine.
sickpatrick: I'm telling them😏
notsickbabe: no, you won't
sickpatrick: oops

When he's kinda needy of you
patty: pssst
patty: psssssttttt
bbygrl: hey
bbygrl: wat do ya want? im at work
patty: it's massage night😏, remember?
bbygrl: more like we're-gonna-get-laid tonight?
patty: but I have oil and I'll tease you all over
bbygrl: stop it
bbygrl: im at werk
patty: I know. I'm just letting you know. Hoping you're wearing those sexy lingerie and pantyhose.
bbygrl: sure patrick, sure.
patty: tonight ma cherie, ok
bbygrl: sure patrick sure