Joke time!!!

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Newt: hEy toMmY LeT's CraNk UP tHe MuSIc tO 250!!!
Thomas: No Newt
Newt:pLeASe tOMmY PleASe
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Humanity at the verge of extinction??







Must create giant killer spiders
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My milkshake brings all the gladers to the yard
And their like,
"Where am I??"
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Minho in a horror movie:
*phone rings*
Minho: yo
Killer: I can see you
Minho:*looks around*
Minho: do I look good??
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Minho:*silent but deadly*
Thomas:*smells it* oh god Minho ewe
Minho:*smiles* deal with it.
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Gladers as dads:
Thomas:aww it's so cute
Baby:*sneezes*
Thomas: OH MY GRIEVER ITS GOT THE FLARE DONT WORRY DADDYS HERE WE'LL CURE IT TOGETHER!!!
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Minho: okay baby waaaalk waaaalk, RUN COME ON NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT!!
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Newt: will someone please shut this thing up, it's some bloody annoying
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Chuck:wtf I'm too young to have kids
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Alby: yes yes good-NO STOP!! BAD LITTLE PERSON!!!
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Frypan: okay, your first lesson is cooking
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Gally: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! THIS IS WHY EVERYTHING IS MESSED UP, you
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Me in the maze:
*runs a few meters*
*gets tired*
*loses breath*
*forgets which way to turn*
*sees griever*
*screams*
*falls over*
*screams some more*
*tries to climb vines*
*fails*
*jumps off cliff*
*misses Griever hole*
*dies*
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This was fun

Love y'all,
🐵🙈🙉

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