All the Lights in the Sky [Yogscast Trilogy]

The Terrible Plan

A group of five guards ran into the throne room.
"Sir!" The lead one yelled.
"Cassandra! She has an army and is attacking outside the wall! Our guards are useless! We need your skilled bodyguards!"
The king, who sat on his throne, dressed in kingly robes, pondered this for a moment. He turned his head slightly.

"Go" he said calmly. Two black hooded figures, one on either side of him nodded. Each one had a deadly scythe strapped to their backs. Each stood well over two meters tall. All you could see behind their hoods were two purple slits were their eyes glowed. Each leapt with amazing, inhuman agility out the window, twirling through the air as they fell far below.

"You are dismissed" the king said.
"Actually..." The lead guard said, as the rest of the group took out guns.
"We are not dismissed" they each took off their helmets, smiling. The king looked startled. And then he grinned.
Somethings wrong.
A voice at the back of Cassandra's head said.
Something's terribly wrong.

"Actually..." The king grinned as his two bodyguards leapt from the ceiling, landing in front of the group, scythes in an attack position.
"Yes you are"