The Complaint -COMPLETED

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Jacob it's much easier if you go of the next exit instead of carrying on the motorway.'
They were only 30 minutes into their trip and Connie's patience was already wearing thin.
'Con I've got the...'
'It's Mrs Beauchamp,'
'I am not calling you Mrs Beauchamp for the entire trip, how about let's keep this a little bit less formal I know how you love that.'
'I don't appreciate the sarcastic comments Jacob,'
Connie said this making sure she extra emphasised his name to show the informality of the trip.

'Jacob are you sure we're going the right way?'
'Connie please, I know where I'm going.'
'And how many times exactly have you driven down to Dorset? Earlier today you was saying oh I can't wait to use may SatNav I've never been to Dorest before!'
'Connie I am not lost, my SatNav has not let me down before we just need to take a quick pit stop catch our bearings.'
'You mean your bearings.'
'Right sweet cheeks! if you hadn't of told me to get of the exit before hand, which may I say was the wrong exit we would not be lost!'
Connie was willing to let the pet name slide as she saw how aggravated Jacob was, which she couldn't deny was funny to watch!
'Jacob let me take a look on my maps, just chill out let the trip be 'informal' stress free let your hair down...' by this time Connie was in a fit of giggles seeing Jacob not at all amused.

Connie and Jacob were back on the road, the right road this time!
'So sweet cheeks do you fancy playing a game? Get to know each other a little better, which is what this course is for!'
'Okay then, I've got a question for you, where has this name 'sweet cheeks' come from?'
'It's sweet, suits you.'
Jacob gave Connie a wink causing her to instantly blush, she looked straight out of the window praying Jacob didn't notice.
'So question time for you Mrs B... what's with Beau-Champ?'
'I beg your pardon that's my name?!'
'No I just mean where's it from?'
'It's my married name... was my married name.'
The tone in the car turned into a comfortable silence as Jacob sensed Connie wasn't up for many more questions...
'Look there's the hotel, I knew we'd make it sweet cheeks.'
Connie began to roll her eyes praying for a miracle to cope with the three days ahead...

This was terrible trust me I know! But I didn't back from
school till 10 so I thought better to post something than nothing!
Question: if you watch Holby are you shipping Berena as much as me😅?!