Stash of Minecraft One Shots

Noochless 2

Noochless 2

"WHEEE!" Rob spun about, rake gripped menacingly in his hands. Someone raced past him, and jumped into his pile of leaves, sending colors flying through the air. Rob glared down at his boyfriend, who was grinning up at him.

"Hi Rob." Matt laughed, throwing a handful of dry leaves at Rob.

"Matt you ruined my pile." Matt shrugged and stood, brushing stray leaves from his coat.

"Why are you making piles anyways?" Matt kicked another pile, causing Rob to internally groan and begin to rake it back into a neat pile.

"Cause it looks bad and I want the lawn to look neat." Matt snorted, and walked over to a tall oak, and leaned against the trunk.

"And in five minutes there will be more leaves." Matt called, and Rob sighed, throwing down his rake.

"Are you done yet? I want to get back to raking the yard." Matt smirked, and pushed his weight off the tree. He strode quickly towards Rob, and kissed him. Matt's arms wound around Rob's neck, and he pulled away, much to his boyfriends disappointment. Matt grinned, and then pushed Rob into the neat pile.

"You d**ch*, come here!" Rob grabbed his leg, and tugged the unsuspecting man onto the ground. Matt squealed, a very unmanly sound, as Rob stuffed a handful of leaves down his shirt.

"Rob you *ss!" He cried, trying to get the leaves out. Rob was rolling on the ground laughing, ignoring the YouTuber. "Fine then." Matt suddenly kicked leaves over Rob, causing him to sputter and spit. Matt giggled again, and sat in Rob's lap. (I DONT DO SMUT, DONT EXPECT ANY, HES JUST SITTING ON WOOFLESS.) Rob mock-glared at him, wiping his mouth on his jacket sleeve.

"Thanks, I just got to taste the wonderful taste of leaves." He made a noise, and rubbed his lips again. Matt laughed, and leaned forward.

"Want me to make it better?" Rob rolled his eyes and pushed Matt off of him.

"No you perve." Matt pouted, crawling back over to lie on his stomach, facing Rob while he was on his back, staring at the sky.

"So, want to talk about world peace?" Matt joked, rolling onto his back. Rob snorted and turned to look at Matt.

"No, what about us." Matts face turned serious, and he glanced at Rob.

"Is there anything wrong with us?" Matt asked, confused. Rob looked over, and shook his head.

"Nothing's wrong." He turned on his side to see Matt better. "I want to ask you out." Matt frowned.

"But we're already together." Rob laughed, and Matt rolled over, now face to face.

"On a date silly. We haven't gone on one in weeks." Matt looked thoughtful, and nodded.

"Yes, but this has to count as one." Rob stared at him, mouth slightly agape.

"You count this as a date?" Matt smirked, and scooter closer.

"Yes." He captured Rob's lips in a sweet kiss, and at that, Rob could agree with him.

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Hello people of Wattpad, I am sorry to the people who requested this, first wattpad was down, then my editor friend wouldn't respond to my texts so she could read this over, then my book came in and I had some business to do. HOUSE OF HADES BOOYAH! Ignore my fangirlness. But anyways to those two or I think three people who requested it, here you are. To the person who requested Bashdil, that might be a while cause I need to get more aquatinted with BashurVerse cause I do not watch him. ANYWAYS HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY, I SHALL NOW ENTER MY SCHOOL AND UPLOAD THIS DURNING LUNCH OR SOMETHING. BYE AND HAVE A WAFFLE! :) ######################################################