Rising From Gravity [Discontinued]

Chapter 013: Spazzy Pazzy IV

Mabel laid her head on the gift shops counter, boringly staring at the wooden ceiling. Robbie sat next to her, behind the counter as he continued texting away on his phone, as Soos leaned on the wall at the opposing end of Mabel, reading a magazine.

"Hey, hey!"

The three all looked up at the sound of the familiar voice, seeing Ford walk up to them, holding up a newspaper. "Can someone explain to me what Dipper and Wally are doing in the paper next to Pacifica and Mari?" He asked, harshly poking on the front image, the headline reading "Pacifica's Lil' Boyfriend?" The image above it had a picture of Pacifica and a rather distracted Dipper, holding hands as they walked through town and the same went for Wally and Mari.

"Oh, yeah, it's like a big deal. Everybody's talking about their big date tonight." Robbie responded, turning his phone towards Ford, whom stared at in disbelief.

"What?!" Ford bellowed, clutching his hair as Mabel and Robbie cringed at his sudden outburst, "my arch-rivals are dating my great nephews!?"

Ford clutched the newspaper, as Soos looked up from his magazine, the front cover about Pacifica and Dipper.

"I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple. Dipcifica? Wari?" Soos commented, before gasping. "Padippica and Wallari!"

Ford harshly crumbled the newspaper, before slamming it on the ground as he walked out of the room, "There will be no power couple!"

"I didn't know! I didn't hear about it and plus, I told them not to." Mabel yelled, her hands in a cupping position.

Ford came walking back into the room, hands behind his back, his laser gun in clear view at his hip. " Yeah, well it ends tonight. I'm going right down to their psychopathic children's home; this is going to stop right now!" He yelled, opening the door and harshly slamming it, startling Soos, Mabel, and Robbie.

"Hey, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet, and he had to come back out again and go out the real door?" Soos asked, as Robbie and Mabel watched him get up and open the door Ford went out, the snow blowing incredibly fast outside.

"Nope. Real door." He added, looking back at them.
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The red car skidded to a halt far in front of the purple-and-white house, skidding backwards to a halt at the gate. Hastily, Ford got out of his car, laser gun in his hand. Tearing the gate open, he pushed his way through the garden, and began pounding on the front door.

"Pacifica!" He yelled, "open up!"

After pounding another few times, the door swung open, Pacifica's dad coming face-to-face with Ford. Seeing him, the man's face brightened up.

"Why, Stanford Pines! What a delight!" He exclaimed, raising his arms up.

Ford angrily sighed, rubbing his eyes with his fingers. "Out of the way, Preston. I need to talk to Pacifica and Mari."

"Well, I haven't seen the girls around, but since you're here, you simply must come in for coffee!" Preston exclaimed, pulling him inside.

"But-but-"

"It's imported! All the way from Colombia!" Preston responded, raising his finger up.

"I don't even drink coffee." Ford added, raising his eyebrow up as Preston motioned him to the couch. Hesitantly, he sat down, as Preston headed in and out of the room to get the coffee.

"Now, I hear that your nephews and my girls are, well, they're singin' in harmony lately so to speak!" Preston exclaimed, placing the coffee on the table as he sat down.