Jacksepticeye One-Shots

TAAAAAAGGED

SOOOO IVE BEEN TAGGED A LOT OF TIMES, BUT DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THIS. BUT I THINK I DO NOW.

SO MY UNDERSTANDING IS, YOU GET TAGGED BY SOMEONE, SAY 13 (I THINK) THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF, AND THEN TAG 13 PEOPLE. DID I GET THAT RIGHT?

AAAANYWHOSIES, LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

1. IM VERY VIOLENT. I HAVE BEEN SINCE I WAS SMALL. I KILLED SO MANY ANIMALS IN MY BACKYARD, MOSTLY WITH ROCKS, STICKS, AND EVEN MY OWN FISTS. I WOULD THEN CUT THEM OPEN AND PLAY WITH THEIR GUTS. I WOULD DO THIS MOSTLY IN THE WINTER BECAUSE I LIKED THE WAY THE BLOOD LOOKED ON THE SNOW. HA. TRY PUTTING THAT ON THE CHRISTMAS CARDS.

2. I GET VERY OVERWHELMED BY SOCIETY. I HATE CAFES BECAUSE I HAVE TO TALK TO SOMEONE AND I ALWAYS FEEL LIJE IM HOLDING UP THE LINE WHEN I CAN'T CHOOSE WHAT I WANT.

3. I LOVE THE TASTE OF BLOOD. I CAN SMELL WHEN YOUR BLEEDING, AND KEEP IT TO MY SELF SO I DON'T WEIRD ANYONE OUT BUT I MIGHT LEAN OVER AND SAY, "HEY. YOU NEED A BANDAID?"

4. I CAN'T PUT IN TWO HEADPHONES. I ALWAYS THINK IM MISSING SOMETHING LIKE SOMEONE CALLING TO ME, OR A WEIRD NOISE.

5. I'M ONLY 4'4...

6. I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION. I HATE TO THINK THAT PEOPLE FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES THOUGH EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL EXCEPT ME. AND MY SAYING WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEIR BAD AT SOMETHING IS, "HEY, YOUR BETTER THEN ME FEEL PROUD OF THAT."