Imagines by Rayraynicki II

The OMG Girlz being dismissed from Interscope Records

"Early September, Bahja Rodriguez announced that OMG asked to be dismissed from Interscope Records." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OMG_Girlz

Ok if wikipedia got their facts straight (i decided to make a little imagine from it)

I wonder how the conversation went?

IR: Ok OMG Girlz, yall been on our label for a good while and yall still don’t have an album yet? WTF? We in the business tryin to make money. You guys are nothing but dead weight.

Bahja: But Interscope, we’re trying our hardest. Really we are.

Star: Yea, at least ppl know our names and what we’re all about.

IR: Oh shut-up miss non-talented. The only ones who can speak are the ones who have talent. Your “step-daddy” maybe T.I. but you gotta earn your own way here.

Babydoll: Hey that’s not fair. Star is talented just like me and Beauty.

IR: Aren’t you the eldest of the group?

Babydoll: Y-yes sir?

IR: Then why are you still running around with the name “babydoll?” Aren’t you like 18 or something?

BD: Yea, but i love my name. It describes my personality.

IR: Ok whatever. Here’s what’s gonna happen. I need you all to leave. Go back to Hustle gang, pretty little liars, OMG yall got no talent or whatever your former record label was, because obviously this experience didn’t help us none.

Bahja: FINE. We don’t want to be on Interscope anyway.

Star: Yea i miss being around my daddy and mommy.

Babydoll: Even though i learned alot from all the tours, concerts and performances I will remain humble and close this chapter of my life and continue my passion as a rapper and dancer.

IR: Good for you. Now get you your stuff and pack.

Bahja: Can we say goodbye to the boys?

IR: Who MB? Why? They’re busy unlike you three clowns.

Star: come on please, Interscope!!!! We wanna see our brothers.

IR: Oh you mean the same “boys” each of you had a secret relationship behind the cameras away from the fans?

BD: What are you talking about? We never had any “secret relationships?” I know i didn’t. I know better. I don’t like the boys like that.

Bahja: Yea, i wasn’t dating anyone either. People thought i was dating prodigy and princeton and we did no such thing.

(star was quiet)

IR: Why so silent Miss star?

Star: Well…it’s just that…

IR: *sighs* Just get outta here. We’ll make sure to tell the boys good-bye.

Bahja: NO. We wanna tell them ourselves.

BD: YEA.

IR: If you all don’t leave the premiscenes. I shall call the cops and have you arrested for trespassing. YOU DON’T WORK HERE ANYMORE. YOU DON’T PUT OUT ALBUMS AND GENERATE REVENUE FOR US. THAT’S IT. BE GONE.

Bahja: FINE! What about our stuff?

IR: ehh. I’ll have one of my people personally burn it.

The OMG Girlz walked out of Interscope Records with their heads held high. Once they were far away from the building they all cried. They needed the major label’s power from IR but the girls were no match for the big time artists (their former employees) so they faced reality and went back home.