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Princeton Show: Mindless Memories

Announcer guy: HELLO EVERYONE AND PLEASE WELCOME PRINCETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!

Audience: *applause* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FAM (female audience member): OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PRINCETON!!!!

P: *bows* Thank you, thank you, thank you. *waves to the audience* Hiii, hello. Oooo cute dress. Ooooo I love those shoes girls.

Princeton walks over to his signature chair and gets comfy and looks at the camera.

P: Good afternoon my beautiful outsiders!!!

Audience: GOOD AFTERNOON PRINCETON!!!!

P: *points to the crowd* It’s so wonderful to see each and every one of you out there. How are yall doing this wonderful day? *sips tea from mug*

Audience: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

P: *crosses legs* That’s good. Ok. *claps hands* ARE YOU ALL READY FOR TODAY’S SHOW?

Audience: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *applause*

P: Ok first off, this special guest is a wonderful friend of mine, and actually we go WAY back. You could almost say that we practically grew up together and lived like brothers. This guy who I am about to introduce to you all is a very talented young man, he is very successful and  he is happily---*covers mouth* oops I’m not suppose to share that tidbit with yall yet but um me and him use to be in this boy band back in 2008 called: “Mindless Behavior.” Actually who here has heard of the group that I was in long ago called “Mindless Behavior?” Do you all remember that?

Audience: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *applause*

P: Really? Yall do? Cuz someone of yall look like babies in here. Let me bring up some people to the stage so we can all reminisce about the good old “mindless movement” shall we. Just a little brief pop culture history lesson for you youngins that don’t know.

Princeton points to two females in the crowd and asks them to come on down and sit on the couch next to him so they can briefly share their mindless memories on live television.

P: Ok so I have chose two very beautiful young ladies to the stage. What are your names?

Girl: Hai Princeton, my name is Armani lewis.

Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

P: Awww how cute and you’re name is?

Lady: *giggles* My name is Judy. *giggles*

P: *chuckles* Oh like big booty judy?

Judy: *giggles* YEP, that’s me. My name is Judy *stands up and turns around* And I gotta big booty *shakes her booty*

Princeton and the audience laughed

P: *claps hands* Ohhhh my goodness. You’re a very funny lady there judy or should I say. Big booty judy.

Judy: *laughs loudly and snorts* you right you right.

P: OK! Now Amani.

Armani: It’s Ar-mani, mr. Princeton.

P: Oh my bad and you should know little Ar-mani that my name is Mr. Pottymouth, not mr. Princeton.

Armani: It’s not?

P: *pats armani’s head* I’m just kidding sweetheart but do you have any mindless memories you would like to share with us?

Armani: Ummmm, what is a mindless memory?

P: WHAT IS A MINDLESS MEMORY???? Girl I thought you knew what I said about the “mindless movement.”

She had a finger in her mouth, shook her head and stared blankly at Princeton.

P: *sighs* It’s ok you’re forgiven. So big booty judy, can you share with us your mindless memories?

Judy: Certaintly, mr. pottymouth. Well I remember joining TM aka Team Mindless 10 years ago in the year 2013. I was on twitter and I had lots of TM friends and I didn’t really care for mindless behavior like they did but I saw one of my girlfriends who RT a tweet about this music video from the official MB twitter page and um I looked at the tweet and I was bored yet curious at the same time so I shrugged and decided to you know give it a little looksee. While I was watching the video my eyes was on the caramel brother with the 6-pack abs with no shirt and a varsity jacket. *phew* Lawd, I was hot. That boy was fine as a mug.

Audience: *laughs*

P: So did you like the video?

Judy: HELL YEA I LIKED THE VIDEO. NO I LOOOOOOOOVE THAT VIDEO! You boys did a fine ass job in that. After that video I decided to check out yall other videos and I fell in love with the band from then on. I was so excited I couldn’t hide it and I tweeted all kinds of mindless tweets and my friends was so happy for me that I finally became team mindless. You boys inspired a lot of people to stay humble, be yourself, strive to excel, and taught people what it is to truly be mindless. I love that about yall.

Audience: *claps* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

P: WOW. Well Judy I’m glad to know a true mindless fan like you. Are you still spreading the peace?

Judy: Of course I am, who wouldn’t be?

P: Come here and give me a hug.

Judy: ok sure!

They both hugged as the audience clapped. And Princeton hugged Armani.

Judy: *tears up* I just want to say that this is my very first time seeing you in person Princeton because 10 years ago I was unable to see you guys perform or do meet and greets because I lived in Canada and you guys barely came here so when I got a job and moved to the states I was so happy to find out that Princeton from MB had his own talk show and that I could get free tickets to your show and that I would get a hug from you.

Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Judy wipes her tears with her fingers.

P: Awww, why are you crying judy?

Judy: *sniffs* Because, Princeton, can you imagine one of your fans that have supported you at least for 10 years and was unable to see you in person and now being today I got to see you and hug you it’s like I’m in a dream world or something.

P: Awww *grabs tissue box and hands to judy* Here you go sweetie

Judy: *wipes tears* Thank you Princeton.

P: Well I have some BIG NEWS for all the post-mindless fans out there. Around 2013 me and the boys were twatching on twitter listening to the fans responses about what we could do differently on our next tour that we failed to do. So I called up all the boys including DJ big Deal and that we are in the process of thinking about doing a reunion AATW Tour ft. Jacob Latimore, Diggy Simmons, Young Marcus, Jawan Harris, Lil Twist, Chris Brown, Kiloni Lee, and The OMG Girlz. And this time we are going All Around The World instead of All Around The Country in the U.S. of A. I know it’s a late thing but we still can pull it off.

Judy: OMG!!!!!

Audience: *applause* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

P: I know right? But it’s not confirmed yet so that’s the latest we have. We’re thinking of doing the cities in states that we haven’t went to and had to cancel and we will go over to the UK, Canada, Carribean, and some other places so stay tuned for more details only on THE PRINCETON PEREZ SHOW!!!!

Prince: *smiles and winks* We’ll be right back after these important messages after the break!