WHAT TO HAVE LIST
1 dozen fresh eggs, 1 stick of butter, 1 pack of bacon
(My lovely husband loves eggs and bacon for the new morning!)
1 gallon of whole milk, 2 large box of Cheerios
(You see how 4 children may be difficult to handle!)
1 Paxil
(I've lately been having stress for a while. )
1 bottle of tequila, 10-pack of Bud Light Beer
(My husband is a heavy alcoholic. I should've knew that before we say our vows.)
6 lbs of hamburger meat, jar of sliced pickles, 1 head of a lettuce
(All day with the children at home...)
1 mop bucket, 1 mop
(While my husband is having fun, I can make the house clean for him...)
Packaged Low-Calorie Meals
(My husband says I'm fat like a bull. I need to lose weight.)
10 boxes of chocolates
(Why should I lose weight when he's cheating on another women?)
1 Package of Tissues
(Every midnight, I always cry myself to sleep...)
2 pairs of thick rubber gloves
(They think I never knew about their personal love affair!)
1 can of cyanide, 1 bottle of sweet tea,
(They're not going to get with it!)
1 bottle of Algaecide, 2 bottles of toxic chemicals
(Why? Makes me go insane!)
1 roll of black duct tape, 10 black garbage bags,
(Call me a mentally sick woman, I wouldn't care!)
1 chainsaw, 1 hand axe
(Gotta do my job everyday...)
1 shovel, 1 apron
(Never say goodbye.)
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Creepy Stories and Riddles
HorrorThis is where ghosts steal your soul, stalkers take pictures of you, murderers track down your parents, and discovering mysterious books on how to kill you silently. Oh sorry, I didn't mean you! I was talking to my body pile. :D Enjoy my stories...