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When he use pick up lines

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Slenderman

Slenderman and I got back together not too long ago, so Slendy think that he has to make it up to me. Even though I told him countless times that it's okay and he can stop, he still try to do extra things for me. He would give me very expensive gifts, date night almost every night, and he has been really close to me. Today was one of the times that Slendy hasn't been in your personal bubble. I think that it's really sweet that he would want to do every thing possible to get you back 100% but, he doesn't understand that he has me. So in a fail attempt to win me over, he decided that it would be best to flirt.

I was just sitting on my bed watching Markiplier and PewDiePie when I heard Slender call me from downstairs. He gave me a plush Pikachu and said the most stupidest thing ever. "I don't mean to Pikachu but, to be Onix, you got a nice Ash", Slenderman said. "Oh god. Did you really just get that off of Instagram?", I asked. "What? How could you say that?", Slender said, with his hand over his heart. I went to my Instagram and showed him the video. "I have never seen that video in my life", he said, looking nervous. "Are you telling the truth?", I asked him. He sighed, "No". "That's what I thought. I'm still keeping the Pikachu", I said, bringing the plush up to my room.

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Splenderman

The last thing that I would expect out of Splenderman would be a pick up line. Well, the last thing that I would expect Splenderman to do is cheat on me but, that happened so not a lot of things surprises me anymore. Splenderman and I were just sitting on the couch watching tv when he suddenly turn towards me. "I want to see more of you then the tv", he said. I was so surprised at how lame it was. "That.... That's hilarious", I said, laughing. "Aww, I thought it would work", he said, pouting like a child. "Yeah, it worked alright. I'm laughing harder than I have in a long time", I said, wiping tears away. "I'm going to go make a sandwich", he said, getting up.

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Smexy

I think it's obvious the Smexy would use a pick up line. The thing surprising about this is that he didn't use it sooner.

Smexy and I had nothing to do and nothing to eat for lunch, so we decided to just make lunch. We went to the grocery store, got some croissants and mini hotdogs. Once we got back to the house, we wasted no time. We immediately went to the kitchen, sat the bags of groceries down, and got out our ingredients for lunch. "Okay, can you open the croissants and lay them down", I asked Smexy. I cut open the mini hotdogs and rolled them up in the croissants. "Okay, now put the hotdogs in the oven while I put the rest of the groceries up", I told Smexy. "I want to put my hotdog in your oven", Smexy said.  "What the hell? I'm... *Sigh*, I'm just going to leave", I said, before leaving the kitchen. "Baby come back", Smexy sang from the kitchen. 

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Jeff the killer

God it didn't know that Jeff could be so lame. I don't know who gave him the advice to use cheesy pick up lines on me, but it was not working. The only thing that it was doing was making me laugh and cringe. It was a very funny sight to see. Jeff trying his hardest to try and think of something to say, but have it backfire on him when I just bust out laughing at his attempts. This process has been going on for some days now and it was starting to get old to say the least.

I was sitting on my bed watching glee on Netflix when Jeff suddenly walked in and by the look on his face, he had something up his sleeves. "Damn, (Y/N). Are you a killer because you're killing the game", he said, smirking. "Jeff. What? Just....*sigh*....Just get the fuck out Jeff. I'm missing unique's performance of Boogie shoes", I said, looking back at the screen. "Oh okay", Jeff said, looking depressed. I got up from the cozy bed and walked over to him. "You're such a big baby", I said, standing on my tip toes to give him a small kiss. "Only to you, baby girl".

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BEN DROWNED

So it turns out that Ben was the one that told Jeff to use pick up line on his girlfriend. (Jeff's girlfriend) called today about Jeff using a lot of pick up lines lately and that I should look out. Since the whole fight (Jeff's girlfriend) and I have been closer than ever, so she tells me everything. 

Ben and I were in my backyard in the swimming pool. Well, more like I was in the pool while he was being a scary cat and sitting on the pool chairs, tanning. I got so tired of him sitting on that chair that I got out of the pool and walked over to him. I sat in his lap and wrapped my arms around his neck. "Ooo~ Girl, are you a pool because I've Ben Drowning in your love", he said, looking down at me with a smirk. I said nothing as I got up from his lap, grabbed my towel and walked inside. "Aww come one babe", he said, getting up and tried to opened the door. "What? Why'd you lock the door", he said, knocking on it. "So you can think about what you've just done", I said, going into the kitchen to get me something to eat. I don't know why but everytime I get out of the pool I am always so hungry.   

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Sonic .EXE

I wasn't even a little bit surprised when Sonic used a pick up line on me. He used pick up lines when we first met, so it's been a normal thing that happened in our relationship. 

As always, we were playing a games after games together all day. We were having so much fun together that we didn't even notice that we haven't eaten anything since this morning. "Hey", I said, pausing the game, "Do you want anything to eat while I'm up", I asked him. "Yeah. I can eat you", he said, wiggling his tongue around. I blushed a bright red and punched him in the arm. "Perv", I said, leaving the room. "Now you can't have anything to eat", I yelled. "NoOoOoO. I'M SORRY", I heard through the closed door.

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Zalgo

Let's get one thing straight. Zalgo was NOT good with pick up lines. He couldn't think of good pick up lines, he couldn't say them without feeling embarrassed or blushing and he just look so nervous that it loses the effect of the line. Even though there's hardly an effect to begin with.

"Um (Y-Y/N)", Zalgo said, walking into the living room. "What's up", I said, opening a big bag of chips. "Well, I just wanted to say that you're chipping away at my cold heart", he said pointing at my bag of chips. "Nope. Not having it", I said, rolling the top of my chip bag and put it back on the counter, not even taking a bite of one of the chips. "What did I do", he asked. "Nope. I'm just going to take a nap for now", I said, holding my hands up in surrender while walking to my room. "Fine, take your human nap. You just can't handle thins sexiness!", I heard Zalgo yell from the living room.

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Smile dog

I should have never gave Smile my laptop. That was a big mistake on my part. Especially with Markiplier on my recommend box. 

It was raining all day today so going outside was out of the question, So Smile dog and I just stayed in the house all day and watched cartoons. Finally, my childhood show came up and to say I was happy that it was my favorite episode would be an understatement. "Yes! This is my shit!", I yelled as Spongebob came on. "Hey, baby, is your vagina Krusty because I have the Krabs. Get it, because we're watching Spongebob-", he said but was cut off. "-Yeah. yeah, I get it. You just ruined my childhood more then conspiracy theories did. Thanks", I said, changing the tv to animal planet. "Now you have to watch this, without changing it", I said, leaving. "And no more markiplier for you", I yelled.

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Grinny cat

Grinny cat and I were sitting on the couch all cozy and warm. Grinny was sitting on my lap in his cat form as I scratched behind his ears. "Can I play with your kitty cat", Grinny said. "No, But you can stay outside for now on", I said, opening the front door and leaving him outside.

(Sorry that Grinny was really short)