How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

You Better Run, Run, Runaway, Runaway, Baby!!

(Pic of Kanra on the side)

When I woke up, I was in some kind of weird place with butterflies, green grass, the sun shining and a thug squad coming right towards me. Yep, everything looked completely normal and disgusting. Well, except the thugs, now they looked entertaining.

"Who are you and what village did you come from," asked one of the thugs. I guess he was the leader. So, I decided to have some fun with them. "Hn. I don't feel like telling you." Well, that got him mad because after I said that, the whole group started to attack me with swords, jutsus, and kunai knives.

Wait a second. Jutsus? Kunai? Village? I was in fucking Naruto. But, while I was in a daze, a dirty ass thug sneaked up behind me and kicked me into a tree. You see, I wasn't like those other girls that cry right after someone hit them. I was a kind of girl that would snap your spine even if you called me a name.

So, I was really fuckin' mad. Without even thinking about what I was doing, I ran up to them and shouted..... Katon: Gokakyu No Jutsu! I blew a huge fireball at them and that one technique surely did the trick 'cause after that every single one of them wound up on the floor twitching or just lying in a pool of blood.

Omg! I just did a technique without weaving a hand sign! I checked my backpack to see if anything survived the weird yet awesome trip. There was my iphone5 (thank the darkness, I would have literally died without it), my school books (ugh), and an umbrella. But, that was only the stuff that I had with me from the start. The new stuff was a Konoha forehead protector, a few jutsu scrolls, and a map of all the villages. My Naruto books didn't make it through along with my sasunaru doujin books (I was pretty fuckin' mad about losing my doujin). So, to show my anger, I punched a few trees which caused them to disinagrate or break in half. (Yes, I was that mad.)

"You seem to be having fun." I froze and slowly turned around. There stood another gang of thugs. Oh donkey shit......when will these thugs know not to mess with me...... One idiot tried to punch me in the stomach, but I grabbed his arm and flipped him over my shoulder. Another tried to do a long distance attack, but I deflected the kunai, shouted Agnishiwattas and the thug burned until there was nothing left of him. I finished off the others by punching the ground and yelling Conducted Agnishwattas and a big fire blast from the ground burned the rest of them until they turned into ash.

It was so amazing and kind of weird to know what you're doing without knowing what you're doing. But, it worked out perfectly and that's all that matters. I see you've gotten some of your powers back..... Wait.....those were........ Yes, they are your powers and there are still more to come...... Can you help me find them? Me? Help a brat like you....hardly. Fine, if you can't help me, then I won't bother listening to your voice any more, by the way you sound like a bloated 79 year old. I smirked as I heard the voice scowling at me and calling me names that would make a pro wrestle blubber like a little schoolgirl.

I walked over to the thug ninjas. Holy cream puff paste, these were ninja from the village hidden in the mist! Feeling very desperate for protection, I took all of there fighting equipment and hauled ass. I ran and ran until I saw it, Disney World. I mean.....Konoha. I remembered that there are always jounin at the gates monitoring who comes in. I tried focusing my chakra to my feet and sprinted at an incredible speed. When I got out of harms way, I started walking casually towards the Hokage's office. Everyone gave me weird looks as I passed by.

Why are they staring at me? They're staring because you look like a truck ran over you and then fell in mud. How dare they stare at me like that! I shot them a you-better-stop-looking-before-I-murder-you-all glare. Yep, that seemed to do the trick because they all looked away terrified and went back to what they were doing. Yep, I'm just like duck-butt. Except, I love eating sweet things and I seemed more aggressive than him. I continued to walk aimlessly until a blur of blue and orange ran right into me. "Watch where you're goin' you idio-" I stopped in the middle of my sentence when I noticed who I was about to chew out and maybe kick their asses to a bloody pulp. "Hey, you're Naruto" He looked up and blushed. Damn, he is so fricken hot.... Suddenly, I snapped back into reality when I noticed that a man was the one that was chasing him.