How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

Birthdays, Snowstorms and Concussions

Birthdays. I really hate them. My parents always go above and beyond with decorating and cake, but all I want to do is curl up on my bed and watch my favorite show: Naruto.

I feel like I'm just like Sasuke, even though he's not my favorite character. Sakura just gets on my fucking nerves (especially that forehead, I could put a billboard up there and still have room left!). But, Naruto is my favorite, he just has so much determination and so much happiness that I just don't have. (Well, the happiness part, I do have it, but not that much of it.)

"Kanra, sweetie your father and I are going to work, make sure you grab everything you need for school. Love you!!!" I winced at how loud my mom was. "Okay okay, I fucking hear you," I yelled back. "You better get rid of that attitude by the time you get home, young lady," my overprotective dad yelled.

God, my parents are so fucking annoying and overprotective. I'm an only child and my parents are always looking over my shoulder (I mean that both metaphorically and literally). Every time I have a boy over, my parents insist that we go in the living room instead of my bedroom! That's how overprotective they are.

I stomped down the stairs and left the house without eating breakfast. Today is going to be normal, nobody is going to remind you of your birthday. *Scoff* Yeah right, brat. I stopped, what the hell was that, I thought. When nobody answered, I just shrugged it off and continued walking to school.

As I was walking, my friends Melissa, Jason, Darius, and Nasir came running towards me. "Hey Kanra, Happy Birthday," Melissa chirped. I groaned. Told ya, brat. Okay, what the fucking donut sprinkles was that? "Um, hello? Earth to Kanra, we need you back down here," Jason said while waving a hand in my face. I slapped it away.

"Sorry, I'm just out of it today. I thought that nobody would make a big deal out of my birthday." My friends just stood there with their mouths open. I just laughed at their reaction and started to run the rest of the way to school. "You guys better close those mouths before somethin' flies in there. First one to the school wins." When that was said, they all closed their mouths and began running towards the school.

"Damn Kanra, you run so.....fucking.....fast," Nasir panted. "Yeah, I couldn't even catch up to any of you guys," Darius added. The bell rang for first period. We all had to run to our classes before we were marked late.

ווו×Time Skipווו×

It was the end of the school day and I had to hurry home before I got in trouble and plus....it was my birthday today! But, I was so tired I walked home instead. Then, out of nowhere, a big fuckin' gust of wind, ice and snow started to blow through the neighborhood. I couldn't see a thing and something really bad happened....... I was hit in the head with something really hard. I could only see darkness after that.