How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

Chains and Killer Looks

~N~a~r~r~a~t~o~r~

The doors of the hokage's office burst open. Two jounins and a little girl came in. "Hokage. We found this little girl roaming the village with no identification," said Izumo. Kotetsu nodded. "We tried reasoning with her, but she refuses to cooperate." The girl let out a large growl. Kotetsu tugged the chains that were holding her arms together.

"Stand whenever you are in front of lord Hokage!" The raven haired girl growled louder this time and pulled back on the chains.

That sent both Izumo and Kotetsu flying into the wall.

The Hokage massaged his temples while grumbling something to himself.

•H•o•k•a•g•e•

I watched the girl as she kneeled there, staring at the ground.

"Izumo, Kotetsu unlock these chains. How dare you put such things on a mere child?"

"We are very sorry Hokage-sama," they both said as they unlocked the chains.

"Now, please leave, I want to talk to this little girl alone."

While they left, they shot the raven a hateful glare. I studied the raven for a while. She looks like a female version of Sasuke...... "What is your name," I asked her.

She shot me a killer glare, I flinched at the sight of it. Those eyes, they're so cold and heartless. Yet, so very familiar.... "Why would you want to know," she asked me.

"Just tell me your name please," I said it again, nice and slow.

"Penelope Vonsnitzel." Okay, I have heard many weird names in my lifetime and that was by far the most peculiar name I have ever heard. "Give me your real name," I said.

She groaned and finally said, "Kanra Smith." Kanra...... That name is so familiar...... I just can't put my finger on it....

"Alright Kanra-san, which village did you come from?" She stayed quiet for what seemed like forever, but finally she said, "I didn't come from a village."

°K°a°n°r°a°

The Hokage looked at me as if I was crazy. "What do you mean you didn't come from a village?" My mind was trying to make another lie.

"I came from somewhere very far away." Okay, that wasn't a lie at all, I'm supposed to be in fucking America. Yeah, and I'm supposed to be Beyonce. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Oh, nothing.

Ekaterina! Pourquoi continuez-vous cacher des choses de moi?!!!!! (Translation: Ekaterina! Why do you keep hiding things from me?!!!!!) I usually speak french when I'm pissed, I guess that shows how weird I am.

"Kanra-san, did you hear what I said?" I snapped my attention back to the Hokage. "No, what'cha say?" The Hokage sighed, "I said that I was going to put you in the academy and wear these clothes for your first day."

I walked over to the desk and took them. "Why do I need these clothes?"

"You'll soon know why," was all he said. "You will be at the academy tomorrow and I will send a jounin to take you to your new home."

"Okay, I'll be there, I guess." Then I walked out the room. This is gonna be interesting...