How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

Introductions

Kanra

"Alright team, we're going to introduce ourselves. You go first." Scarecrow gestured to pinkie.

"My name is Sakura, my hobbies are......um....." She glanced at duckie while he turned pale. "Um, you wouldn't want to know."

Then I piped up. "You know you take pictures of Sasuke naked! No need to hide it." Kakashi sweat-dropped. "Okay, let's just listen to Sakura now."

"As I was saying, my likes are..." She glanced at duckie again and blushed.

Ugh, she worries about duckie way too much.

"My dislikes are Naruto and Kanra," she said this while glaring at me. "I love you too, pinkie," I said.

"Alright, let's go to blondie." Then, I had an idea. "Hey, I could call you blondie, I'm using that one now scarecrow. Find another nickname."

"Um, okay, let's just get back to introductions." Scarecrow said while sweat dropping.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki and my hobbies are causing trouble, my likes are Ichiraku ramen and Sakura."

"You got balls kid." I muttered to myself. I heard pinkie snort and turn away. "My dislikes are waiting for the ramen to cook because it takes forever and I also don't like Sasuke."

"Okay, little ravenette, you go next."

I glanced at duckie and said, "Duckie what are you waiting for, he said go!" Duckie shot me a death glare.

But, I caught him with a go-to-hell glare which made him turn pale and look away.

Scarecrow sweat-dropped, again. "I meant you, little raven." He said, Scarecrow looked like he was about to pass out.

"Oh, my name is Kanra Smith, I hate everything and everybody except for chocolate, I adore chocolate." I told everyone.

"My hobbies are kicking people's asses if they fuck with me or get in my personal space." Everyone paled, but duckie was the palest.

"I dislike everybody except for my friends which you guys don't know and I also know every single thing about you people."

They all sweat-dropped and stared at me like I was a stalker. "Okay, now to duckie." I said in a sweet tone that was dripping with creepiness.

Duckie shrugged and began.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I don't really have any hobbies but training. I barely like anything and I hate everything." For the second time I piped up.

"Scarecrow, you don't have to introduce yourself. Your name is Kakashi Hatake, you don't have hobbies, and you don't want to tell us about what you like or dislike."

Scarecrow looked suspiciously at me when I finished. "Kanra, how did you know that?" He asked slowly.

I shrugged and said, "I don't feel like telling you." Then, I stood up.

"Scarecrow is gonna give us a test tomorrow morning so you guys better not eat any breakfast or you'll puke your guts out." That's when scarecrow couldn't stop looking at me.

"How did you know that, Kanra-chan?" I used my fiery hell glare.

Scarecrow shrunk into chibi form and backed away slowly.

"DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ANSWERING QUESTIONS! GOD DAMN IT YOU PEOPLE JUST DON"T LISTEN DO YOU!"

Scarecrow huddled in the corner while the rest of team seven backed away from me. I turned around sharply and they jumped with fright.

"Now, how about we just go home now?" I said this so creepily that I saw them shiver and heard their teeth chatter.

Wow, you are evil. I know, bask in my glory!

"BOW DOWN TO ME!" I barked at them.

"K-Kanra-chan, I don't thi-," Scarecrow began, but I cut him off. "I SAID BOW DOWN!"

They all bowed except for duckie.

Duckie glared at me and said, "I never bow to people." I cracked again.

I stomped up to duckie, grabbed his shirt and shot a very deadly glare. "BOW BEFORE I CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND MAKE YOU SUCK THEM!"

Duckie quickly bowed and I smirked. "Good duckie, now everyone get up."

They all got up and shivered. I climbed onto the railing of the building.

"Farewell, I'll see you all tomorrow." I jumped off the building and ran home.

Sasuke

I've seen a lot of scary girls in my life and she was by far the scariest. She even made me bow!

I have some suspicions about that girl. She is going to be a real problem from now on. I just hope I could stay alive while I'm still in this team.

Kakashi

This girl really has issues. She is the kind of girl that doesn't take no for an answer I guess.

But, how the hell did she know what I was gonna say before I even said them? Now that was really suspicious.

I'm gonna keep my eye on her from now on. But, from a very far distance. I really don't want to die early. I'm just not ready for that yet.