How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

What Happened To Kanra?!

~Naruto~

"Do you see the target?" Kakashi-sensei asked through the walkie talkie. "I see it. Five meters away, I'm ready." I said. "I'm ready too." I heard Sasuke say all confident. "Me, too." Sakura said with her adorable voice. "Let's just get this shit over with!" Yelled Kanra. I could hear annoyance in her voice. "Okay, on my signal, you guys run out there and grab him. Alright, ready, set, NOW!" All three of us lunged for the target, but instead we found Kanra petting the little black cat that we were supposed to catch.

"What the fuck! I knew you all were rapist! How dare you guys try to do that! I know I'm sexy and many people want to get some of this but, doing it forcefully is not acceptable! Same goes to you too Pinkie! I didn't even know you liked girls! Ugh, you all disgust me!" She yelled furiously. "Anyway, this is the right cat, so lets get the fuck out of here!" Wow, this girl likes to curse a lot!

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"Oh my sweet, sweet baby! You've come back to me once again! Oh thank you for finding him!" I watched in disgust as the wife of some stupid emperor practically choked the cat to death. Man, if I was the cat, I'd run away, too. Just look at her, she's torturing it! "Great job, my young shinobi." Iruka said cheerfully as the *ahem* obtuse lady walked out the room. "Now, you have more jobs to do like babysit blah blah blah and help blah blah pick blah blah." He said, or what I was hearing because I wasn't listening to him.

"No Iruka-sensei! I can't take another one of these stupid missions, I want to do something exciting! Something that will make my heart race with enthusiasm." I shouted. "Blondie's got a point, these missions were complete bullshit. I mean, aren't you supposed to train your ninjas to protect their village. How does doing this kind of work train us to protect?" Kanra said boredly while chewing on her raven black hair.

"Kanra and Naruto, please don't start this in front of Lord Hokage it's not necessary." Kakashi scolded us. "Now hold on just a minute, Kakashi. These children have a point here, we're supposted to train these shinobi to protect their village and these missions don't help them. I will assign them to a C rank mission just to see how they can handle it." The Hokage said. "Of course we could handle it. I don't know about Sas-uke, but the rest of us can take this." I shouted triumphantly.

"Yeah, Blondie, Duckie, and I can take it. But, Pinkie's took much of a wussy to survive this. So, maybe we should go and let the baby stay home with her mommy and daddy." Kanra taunted playfully. Why does she not like Sakura? They have been at it for days! "So, when do we start this mission?" Sakura chirped. "You're client is already here, you may come in now." The Hokage said. The door slid open and a very drunk man stepped in.

"These snot-nosed brats are gonna do this job. You could have assigned me with more acceptable ninjas." He slurred as he tried to stay sober. Oh, boy.

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~Sakura~

The stupid old hag staggered towards us and studied our faces. "All of them are stupid lookin'. Especially that midget over there, that one has a stupid face." The old guy said. "Hey, whose the stupid looking midget. Who? Who?" Naruto said while looking at the rest of us. "Um, Naruto. You may wanna look more closely." I told him. Out of the four of us, Naruto was the shortest.

It went like this, Sasuke and that stupid Kanra were the same height, then it's me, and finally it's Naruto. It took a second for Naruto to actually notice that he was the shortest. "Hey, who do you think you're talking to? I'm gonna be the next Hokage so you better give me some respect old man!" He yelled angrily. The old man snorted and shifted to the right. "You? Hokage? Don't make me laugh, little boy. How can someone like you become Hokage? A Hokage is the strongest in the village. I still wouldn't respect you even if you were the Hokage." He slurred rudely.

What is with this old fart? Why is he being so mean? Then, I noticed some light growling. When I tried to figure out who it was, I noticed that it was Kanra glaring at the floor. She looked like she was arguing with someone, even though nobody was there. I wonder what goes on in that girl's head?

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~Sasuke~

This Kanra girl is very weird. She keeps glaring at something on the floor, but I don't know what. I've been watching her for the past three minutes and she's been in that same position. But, she does look kinda cute when she's angry. Wait! What am I saying?! Do I like her? Ugh, this is all so confusing! "Alright team, I want you all to go home and pack up all of your stuff for the trip. Meet Tazuna and I at the main gate when you're finished." Kakashi finally said after he controlled that idiot Naruto.

All of us left in the direction of our homes after his announcement. As I headed out the door, Kanra was still standing in the middle of the floor. Not moving at all, her face never changed either. Then, everything seemed like it was in slow motion. Kanra cried out in pain and held her neck. Kakashi and Iruka ran over to her and asked if she was alright, but she never answered. Kanra just kept howling in pain while clutching the side of her neck tightly. Until, she finally stop screaming and collapsed on the floor.

Everyone in the room was silent for a second, before the Hokage spoke up. "Kakashi, take Kanra to the hospital and make sure that she's in good hands. She will not be going on this trip." Kakshi obeyed and hurried out the door right pass me. He looked very worried and so did everyone else in the room. There was only one question that repeated itself in my head after that scene. What's happening to Kanra?!

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~Kakashi~

I hurried to the hospital and burst through the doors. I went up to the front desk, still holding Kanra in my arms. "This girl collapsed out of nowhere, please give her special treatment." I told the nurse. She nodded and more nurses put Kanra on a hospital bed and rolled her away. They moved really quickly because she started to shake like she was having a seizure.

What's happening to you Kanra? What is that demon doing to your body? Don't tell me she's trying to escape! But, she was holding her neck. So that means... Oh no, this can't be HIS doing! But, when did he...? I thought as I walked back an forth in the waiting room. After what seemed like hours, a nurse came back with a clipboard in her hand. "I don't know what's happening to her." She said. "Her temperature is over one hundred and she's having trouble breathing. She can't go on missions in this state. She'll have to stay here so that we can watch over her."

I nodded, thanked her for the report, and left the hospital. Sasuke was standing there when I came out. "What happened to her?" Was the only thing he asked. "Don't worry Sasuke, she'll be just fine." But, I couldn't be sure of that myself.

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Oh no! What happened to Kanra? What will Kakashi do? Does Sasuke suddenly have feeling for her? You can find all of this out by reading the rest of this book.

Now, which character do you like best so far? And, a challenge. Try drawing one of the characters of this book and send the link to me. It doesn't matter if you're good or not. I will have my judges pick the one they like best and I will post the picture in my next chapter and I will also dedicate the next chapter to that person. Rock on!