How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

Help!! These Crazy People Want To Kill Me!!!!

I was the only one on the training grounds on the morning of the test. I had waited for an hour until duckie came. "Ugh, I though blondie would be here. Can't believe you came first," I grumbled. He just grunted and stood next to me. There was only silence between us until he spoke up.

"Why did you yell like that yesterday?" I turned and gave him an evil smirk. (I'm very good at those.) "I only did that because you people are so fucking annoying and won't shut up." He nodded but still kept his eyes trained on me. "Is it true that you don't like anybody?" I groaned, this is what I'm talking about. People won't stop asking questions!

"You would understand if you were kicked out of the house by your parents, went to the orphanage and lived there for a few years, and your brother mysteriously disappeared. After all that, I will never like or trust anybody except blondie." Duckie looked a bit hurt after that, but I didn't know why so I just disappeared into the trees.

~Time Skip~

~Kakashi's POV~

"Hello team, sorry I'm late. A black cat crossed my path on my way here and I had to take the long way." Naruto and Sakura obviously didn't believe me while Sasuke stayed quiet. "Hey! Where's Kanra," Naruto exclaimed. Sasuke spoke up," She was just here an hour ago, but she just disappeared after that." Suddenly, Kanra jumped from the trees and landed gracefully in front of us.

"Where were you," I asked. She shrugged and pointed up to the tree. "I was in that tree the whole time." If she was in that tree, why didn't I sense her chakra? This girl is truly a mystery. "Alright, now that we're all here, let me tell you the rules of this activity." I pulled out two silver bells and a necklace with two Konoha leaf charms on it.

"If you grab any of the two silver bells, you pass. But, if you grab any of the Konoha charms, you will immediately become a chuunin."

Everyone perked up at the word chuunin. "Kanra, you will help me out during this challenge." I tossed the necklace to her and watched as she put it on. "Now, Kanra will be taking this test and not taking it at the same time." I told them. "Wait, how can she take it and not take it at the same time!" Sakura seemed a bit confused.

"She will be taking it by showing me how good she could dodge your attacks while also not participating in your version of the test." They all looked convinced enough. "Now, when I say start, all of you will find a good hiding spot and try to take either the bells from me or the charms from Kanra-chan. Ready, Set, G-" Before I even finished, Naruto came running at me, kunai in hand.

As fast as lightning, Kanra pinned his arm behind his back while the one holding the kunai was aimed at his head. "Scarecrow didn't say go yet," she said icily. Her voice sent chills down my spine. Sasuke and Sakura looked completely shocked (I was gonna say flabbergasted, but I don't know what you guys might have said to that). "Now, say that you're sorry." She pulled his arm higher between his shoulder blades.

Naruto screamed in pain. "Alright, I'm sorry Kakashi-sensei. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." Damn, that girl is anything but normal. "Oh, that's alright. You came at me with the attempt to kill, which is exactly what is expected from you guys."

"Alright, Ready? Set. Go!"

~Kanra's POV~

Every came running after me when Scarecrow began the test. You wouldn't believe how badly I kicked their asses. I even used my Agnishwattas on duckie. Now that jutsu will leave a burn mark.

Then, they all disappeared into the forest. So, I disappeared too. But, I didn't hide, I literally made myself invisible and spied on them. When I got close to blondie, I sneaked up behind him and scared him so badly that I thought he shit himself. Blondie threw multiple shuriken at me while I dodged all of them with ease.