How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

Sasuke's Kiss, Naruto's Despair

Ever since that kiss, I've been thinking of that idiot and how much I really wanted to murder him. He didn't even have the right to do that to me! But, I noticed that after that incident, he's been giving me the cold shoulder. Well, never mind about that crap! I still need to find out more about my family! The flashbacks I got weren't enough at all. I began walking to the Hokage's office because he should know about the Uchiha clan.

As I was walking, a familiar smell was in the air. Ichiraku ramen! I just know Naruto's gonna be there! As I passed the stand, I saw the familiar orange and blue jumpsuit sitting in one of the chairs. I felt my face get really hot, which was strange because that never happened before.

No! I'm not gonna fall in love with Naruto even though he's super hot! That's not gonna happen! You don't know if that's actually gonna happen. You might fall in love with him. Wait! What the hell am I saying! I should be thinking about escaping your horrid body! Your chakra is strong enough without me even being here! If I actually knew how to get you out of there, I would have done it once I heard your stupid voice! But, I regretted saying that because if I let Ekaterina out, the leaf village would be destroyed. If the village was gone, my chances of finding my real parents would be down the drain!

I changed my mind about going to the Hokage's office, I decided to go to the library instead. Maybe I'll find a lot of information about the royal Uchihas. I wandered the village for a while until I finally found a library. It was huge with books everywhere. I made my way to the ninja history section and pulled out a large book that read: The History of the Uchihas. The book was a dark shade of blue with two different Uchiha crests on the cover. One was the regular one and the other had a golden crown at the top. When I opened it, I noticed that the pages weren't battered or torn. It looked as if somebody just wrote it. The words weren't even typed, they were handwritten with a pen.

None of the information was imperative and I felt like I was wasting my time. That's when I noticed that one sheet in the book was a bit thicker than the other pages. I smiled to myself. A secret chapter! What luck! But, I can't read it here, too many people. I looked up from the book and noticed that I was being watched. A flash of blue and red caught my eye and I immediately knew who it was. Sasuke. He was watching from a distance. I bet he even saw what book I picked out.

I hurried to the front desk and checked the book out. Then, I ran all the way to the training grounds so that I could read the book in peace. I flipped to the thick page and used a small pocket knife to separate the pages from each other. The five pages looked like they were just written. As I read, I still felt like I was being watched. But, I decided to just ignore it because the information was really worth reading. Then, one paragraph caught my eye. It said that the second child of the royal Uchiha family is supposed to marry the second child of Fugaku Uchiha's family. Which meant that I was supposed to marry Sasuke when I grew up.

Ugh, what kind of sick joke is this?! Me and Sasuke?! Getting married?! *Pfft* Yeah, right! That's never gonna happen! I could hear Ekaterina chuckling in the back of my head, so I put up a thick chakra wall to keep the noise down. Now, I could really sense the chakra of stalkers. I already knew who they were, their presence was so strong. "You guys can come out now! Neji! Lee! TenTen!" All three of them jumped from out of the trees and landed in front of me.

"We heard that you were coming to be the strongest genin next to Sasuke." Neji said as they all stepped closer to me. "So, we've decided to test our skills on you." Lee added. "It was heard that you will even surpass Sasuke soon enough so, we have to prove ourselves worthy." To me, they looked pretty weak. But, I decided to agree since they were that desperate. "Fine. I'll fight you losers, but only if you get on your knees and beg." I smirked.

Neji, Lee, and TenTen didn't seem to find that funny. I groaned and stretched. "Alright, lets just get this over with. Then you guys leave me alone." I knew Sasuke was watching from nearby because I felt his chakra from somewhere in the shadows. All three of them came at me at the same time. I focused my chakra on my eyes and saw everything in slow motion. It allowed me to dodge all of their attacks with ease.

The fight lasted for a couple long minutes and none of them made a single scratch on me. That was until I made a false move by dodging Lee's attack and flying right into Neji's. I would have attacked him, but a flash of blue and white pushed me out of the way. But, instead of standing above me, the person went down with me. We rolled around in the dirt until we came to a full stop. That's when I got a full view of the person. It was Sasuke. I knew he was watching me. I was too busy being mad at him until I noticed what position we were in. I blushed profusely and quickly pushed him off of me. "Damn it Sasuke!" I yelled, my fists raised. Neji, Lee, and TenTen were watching us from a distance, but I didn't care.

"I could've dodged that myself you know! You shouldn't have butted in you jackass!" I yelled my head off, loud enough for the village to hear. Heck! Loud enough for the whole country of Japan to hear! "Yeah, sure you could! Just because you saved me once doesn't mean you're good at battling!" Sasuke retorted. I froze and took all of it in. "You're jealous of me. Aren't you?" I asked in a playful tone. Sasuke snorted and looked away quickly. "As if! Why would I be jealous of someone like you?" I shrugged, knowing that he was lying. I turned back to the trio. "Sorry guys. I'm have to end this fight here."

They all agreed and left Sasuke and I alone. Wait! When did I start calling him 'Sasuke'?! Maybe you really do love him. No I do not! I turned back to Sasuke. His arms were crossed and he was looking at the ground. I slowly walked over to him and planted a soft peck on his lips. He blushed, he was clearly surprised. "I'm sorry I acted like that in the land of the waves." I apologized. "I was just surprised. That's all." Sasuke blushed a little and kissed me back. The feeling wasn't that bad either.

We pulled away when we didn't have any air left. "Kanra. Do you really love me?" He asked. His voice sounded different. A bit softer than usual. "Of course I do." I replied without a moment of hesitation. I don't know where those sudden feelings came from, but I kinda liked it. Then, I sensed it. A warm, fuzzy chakra nearby. Sasuke seemed to notice it too because he quickly stood up. "Uh...I guess I'll see you tomorrow, Kanra." Then, he went on his way. I turned to look in the bushes. I knew someone was watching us.

~Naruto~

Sasuke! That jackass! How could he steal Kanra from me! I decided that there was no point in crushing on Sakura if she didn't even care about me. I slowly walked back to my house. I just don't have the energy to do anything now. Sasuke just took my heart and smashed it. I thought he didn't care about anybody! How could he love Kanra! "N-Naruto-kun? W-What's wrong?" A soft voice said from behind me. I turned and saw Hinata standing there, fidgeting and twiddling with her fingers as always. "Oh, hey Hinata. I'm just sad because Sasuke kissed the one girl I truly loved." Hinata jumped a little when I said that and her face turned pale. "The o-only girl you have ever l-loved?" She asked. She almost looked like a ghost now.

"Well, yeah. Her name is Kanra and she is the prettiest, smartest and strongest kunoichi in the whole village! But, Sasuke just had to go and steal a kiss from her." I told Hinata. "W-Well, I have to g-go. Bye, Naruto-kun." Then she just ran off. Hinata's so understanding. It's really good to have someone like her around.

When I finally got to my house, I just went straight to my bed. I didn't do anything, I just laid there thinking about that kiss. Sasuke, I loved Kanra first! So, if you think you're just gonna swoop in and take my woman, you're highly mistaken! This calls for war.