How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

Zabuza, Demon of the Mist! *Ahem* And Haku...Part 1

~Sakura~

Lately, I've noticed that Kanra-chan has been getting softer. Even though it doesn't seem like it, I could tell. I think she's stopped cursing and she doesn't sound so bitchy anymore. It's almost as if something changed her, or maybe someone. I have a feeling Kanra has a thing for Sasuke. If Sasuke also has a thing for Kanra, things are going to be hell. I knew that Kanra was lying when I asked her. Or maybe she wasn't? But, anyway I need to keep those two apart at all times.

I noticed that Naruto wasn't at the table when I walked to the kitchen. Only Kakashi, Kanra, Sasuke, Tazuna, and Tsunami was there. Kanra and Sasuke were sitting next to each other. That sight really annoyed me because Sasuke was supposed to be sitting next to me. Not Kanra. "Good Morning, everyone!" I chirped happily. Then, I stomped over to Sasuke and Kanra and sat right in between them. "Hey Sasuke-kun! Did ya miss me? I know you did, but you don't have to worry because I'm back." I cooed in Sasuke's ear. I was trying to see if Kanra will get jealous, but when I looked to my left I noticed that Kanra was leaning leaning on the table, smiling.

"Wow, nice slut move. But try not to look like ya need to take a crap. 'Kay?" She simply said as she walked towards the door. "Ducky! Get ya ass over here and help me look for Blondie!" She yelled. I heard Tazuna, Tsunami, and Kakashi sigh loudly. Okay, I guess she started back up with the cursing. Sasuke grunted and walked towards Kanra. Then, they both walked out the door. Together. But, Sasuke-kun you didn't even eat breakfast yet!" I yelled to him. I glanced at his plate and noticed that it was clean. "Well that was fast." I muttered to myself.

~Sasuke~

Kanra was pulling me around the forest like I was a dog. What's up with this girl? She has MONSTER strength! If I don't stop her now, she might pull my arm off! I opened my mouth to say something to her, but Kanra suddenly stopped. She looked around with a confused expression on her face. "Hey, did you hear that?" She asked me. Hear what? I don't hear a thing! "No. I don't hear anything at all. Why'd you ask?" Kanra looked around a few more times. "Never mind." She said as she leaned against the trunk of a tree. "Ugh. I think I'm going crazy or something!" She groaned as she closed her eyes.

A light breeze rustled the leaves. Kanra looks so cute with her hair in the wind. She looks so beautiful and pure, like a princess. Suddenly, my body started to move on its own. I came up to Kanra and planted a light kiss on her lips as she leaned on the tree. Kanra's eyes opened slowly, she looked surprised. My heart was pounding in my chest. Why did I do that?! Why?

"You...you just...you just looked so beautiful just now." I said. "I couldn't help myself." I saw a tint of pink of Kanra's cheeks. Kanra even looked beautiful while she was blushing. Kanra slowly raised her hand and...

Punched me right in the face! I slammed into a tree and blood started to stream out of my nose. What was that for? "Don't you ever try that shit on me again you fucking perv!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. So, she never liked me in the first place. My heart sank and my eyes stung, but I didn't cry. Kanra scowled at me and stomped away. I brushed myself off and followed her. I knew it was never gonna happen. Why did I even try in the first place?

A few minutes passed and I was beginning to get impatient. Where was she going? "Hey, Kanra. Do you even know where you're heading?" I asked her. Kanra whipped her head around and glared daggers at me. "Of course I know! If I didn't know, I would have told you that already. So, hold your fucking horses!" Kanra began walking again. Two minutes passed and a strange looking girl with raven hair walked passed us.

I stopped and looked at the girl behind me. For some strange reason, she looked so familiar. I looked forward again and noticed that Kanra was looking at the girl, too. A small smirk was plastered on her face as she kept staring at her. Does she know that girl or something? There must be a reason to why she's smiling at her. "So, he met him already, I see. Now's the chance to come to him." I heard her whisper. What is that supposed to mean? Kanra grabbed my arm and dragged me to a clearing. There, I saw Naruto sitting on the ground scratching his head. That idiot...