How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

I'm Not The Fuckin' Queen I Tell You!!!!!!!!

~Sasuke~

"You guys fail. You have no potential into becoming a shinobi." I ran towards Kakashi, kunai in hand. Then, he quickly pinned me to the ground by sitting on me and pointed the kunai at my head. "Everybody here except Kanra are no match for being top shinobi. You guys are just spoiled brats." Sakura kept yelling at Kakashi sensei for sitting  and stepping on me. Naruto just stared at both of us with an unreadable expression on his face.

"Why did you think I put up this challenge? Why?" I grunted loudly and looked away as Naruto and Sakura were thinking deeply. Suddenly, Kanra shouted at the top of her lungs. "The answer's teamwork you miserable maggots! T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K! He put up this challenge so that you guys could work together! God, you guys are a bunch of dumb asses!" I was about to say something to her, but then stopped myself because I knew that she would just kick my ass for it later.

"Well, thank you Kanra-chan for that helpful, yet rude lesson. As Kanra said, this activity was about teamwork. If all three of you came at Kanra and I as a team, then you guys would have gotten the bells or the charms." Kakashi said as he rolled his eye and finally got off of me. I stood up, dusted myself off and stood next to Kanra. She glanced at me and grunted in disgust. God, this girl has issues! Suddenly, Sakura piped up. "But, there were only two bells and two charms. That meant only two of us would become either a chunin or wouldn't and only one would become a chunnin or wouldn't! But, that doesn't seem fair to me if we all want to become chunin!" She yelled out. Kanra snorted and walked up to her. Oh kami. Not again. "Bitch, who cares if only one or two of you become chunin and the rest doesn't? At least you accomplished something! But, knowing you, this would be the first time you've ever accomplished anything other than being the most unattractive girl in Konoha! Heck, even blondie's sexy jutsu looks better than your ugly ass!" Kanra said as she smirked at Sakura.

Sakura glared at her and pointed in her direction. "Hey, my parents think I'm very pretty!" Kanra flipped her shiny raven hair and put her hands on her hips. "Well, then your parents must have been lying to you. My eyeballs hurt just looking at you! I've stepped in things that look better than you." Sakura balled her hands into fists and shook them at her. She looks like she's about to explode! How does Kanra do that?

Then, Kanra picked up her bag and began walking away. "Sorry guys! Gotta go, I have some thing very important to do." I watched as Kanra disappeared into the trees. Faster than anything I have ever seen. But, something tells me that there was nothing important for her to do.

~Time Skip~
~Kakashi~

After dismissing my team, I quickly headed over to the Hokage's office. I needed to ask him about the new girl, Kanra. I walked straight into the room and headed over to the Hokage's desk. "Hokage-sama. I need some information on Kanra Smith. I really think there's something off with her. There's something about her that I need to find out." Lord Hokage rubbed his chin thought fully and gave me a fat book. On the cover was the Uchiha symbol with a crown on top of it. On the cover it read 'Unknown Uchiha Royalties.' Uchiha royalties? Why would Kanra be in this book? Unless? No, it can't be.

"You will find Kanra in there. There's some pretty interesting stuff inside that I think is very mandatory to read." Then, Lord Hokage shooed me off and went back to work. I studied the book the Hokage gave me. Kanra couldn't be in this book. Well, unless she's an unknown royalty. But, that couldn't happen.

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I sat at my desk at home and began reading the book. Inside was pretty interesting. There was lots of information on this girl named Kaede Uchiha. It said that she was the youngest queen in the Uchiha clan. She ruled at the age of six and everyone risked their lives to protect her from the Akatsuki who wanted to steal the power that was inside of her. That can't be possible. I thought to myself. Someone that young can't just become queen. Plus, how can she have that much power? She's only six!