How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

Chaos In The Classroom

A pic of Sasuke wearing naruto's clothing. Weird/ Cute (to you guys) right?

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I struggled to get my ass out the bed even though I didn't want to. But, I finally got up, showered, put on the clothes the Hokage gave me, and ate breakfast.

Wow, I've never been this quick to get ready for school. This village really does change you. I hate it!!

When I was finished getting ready, I put on my forehead protector and looked in the mirror. Heh, now I look like a ninja.

I ran out the door, locked it, and began running to the academy. A few academy girls gave me dirty looks and growled at me. So, I turned around and gave them the finger. Well, that really surprised them because their eyes widened and they covered their mouths like 5 year olds about to tattle on someone.

I rolled my eyes and continued running to the academy, but I crashed into somebody who was walking in the door.

"Hey, watch where you're going you loser," he snapped. My mouth dropped to the floor and my eyes widened. "Just great. Another freak who's in love with me."

My mouth snapped shut and I used my killer glare. "You should pay more attention yourself, you jackass!" Bingo, he didn't know what hit him! That shows him for messing with me.

I got up, whipped my hair, and did a perfect sashay in the classroom. Iruka spotted me first and ran up to me. "Your the new kid right?" I nodded. "Good, I need you to watch the class while I finish something important.

I grunted, walked up to the front desk, and sat criss-crossed on top of it. Everyone's head turned and all the boy's drooled. The girls glared and shot me icy stares. Ooooohhh! They jealous cuz I'm much prettier than them! Pfft. You as ugly as them! Oh, shut the hell up!!

Then, pinkie walked over and glared at me. "Who might you be?" I smirked, "I'm Kanra, but have you noticed that you have a big ass forehead. I mean, I could place a billboard up on dat joint."

Some girls snickered and pointed at pinkie, especially Ino. "You shouldn't be saying anything Ino, especially when your name means pig!"

That's when duckbutt finally came in and met the noise of boys laughing and whooping. "Ooooh girl, you just got housed," one boy said. (That is what my classmates use when somebody gets served.)

Duckbutt sat down and all the girls crowded around him. Then, all of a sudden Naruto jumped right in front of duckie. Finally, I could have some fun...

I went behind Naruto and gave him a big push. Naruto went flying smack into duckie's lips. I quickly took out my iphone5 and snapped a picture before they could pull away, coughing and sputtering.

I died of laughter while the other students looked at me like I was a psycho. "That's not funny," duckbutt shouted.

I turned to him. "Of course it was funny! It was fucking golden, you two should be a couple!" After that, I laughed some more before wiping my eyes and walking back to the desk.

Some kids gasped at the sight of my back. Seriously what the fuckin' fudge donuts are they looking at?!?!?!?!

Then, Iruka walked back in and stepped in front of the classroom. "Alright class, we have a new student. Her name is Kanra Smith." The girls glared and the boys stared at me with full interest.

"Yo," I simply said. All the boys sighed and stared at me with hearts in their eyes.

The duck just snorted and glared at me.