How The Hell Did I Get In Naruto?! [DISCONTINUED]

First, A Shopping Spree....Next, A Creepy Ass Dream?!!!!!!

The jounin that the Hokage assigned led me to my new home. "Well, this is it, " he said. I nodded.

"Thanks." He nodded in response after disappearing in a puff of smoke. I sighed, took out my keys, and walked inside.

The house wasn't that bad.

It was an apartment, bigger than Naruto's. I walked over to the fridge and opened it. It already had lots of food in it, even ramen.

I smirked. Well, well. Looks like I know what I'll be eating tonight..... Since I was already bored out of my mind, I decided to go shopping with the money the old man gave me.

I bought kunai's, swords (my favorite), paper bombs, scrolls, shurikens, shoes, fish net undershirts, multi-color shirts, kunai pouches, short skirts, and pants.

I even borrowed a few jutsu scrolls to practice with. At the weapon shop, a nice old man taught me how to hold the swords when in battle.

Wait, did I just say 'nice'? Yep, pretty much. Oh god, I'm turning into a softy. I can't believe this place is changing me into a nice person! What am I gonna do next, help the poor and the elderly?!!!!!

When I came home, I was really tired. So, I just curled up in bed and went to sleep. As I slept, a memory took place in my mind.

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Everything was destroyed, I just stood there and watched half the clan die. "Kanra-chan, where are you?" I could here my mother's voice, but she was no where to be seen.

"Mommy, where are you? I'm right here!!!! Mommy! Can you hear me?"

Soon, I saw a dark figure run over towards me. I squealed with joy thinking that it was my mother, only it wasn't. The motherly figure that was standing in front of me changed into a man. He wore a black cloak with red clouds, wore an orange mask, and had short, spiky black hair. I just stood there, too terrified to speak. He leaned down and whispered, "soon you will be one with Itachi, soon your power will be mine........"

After that, the hole in his mask began to suck everything until it was completely gone in its black hole. Including me.

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I woke up as a sweating mess. That dream, it felt so familiar..... I looked at the clock, 8:30. What the hell?!!!!!! I can't believe I woke up this early! But, what was with that dream?

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I know, it was a short as chapter, but I assure you, I'll make longer ones. School is getting in my fuckin' way. It just drives me crazy. But, I'm doing this for you guys.