General Jigglypuff stood on a metallic stage overlooking all the soldiers and workers that she controlled. She cleared her throat.
"Attention soldiers, workers, Toadsworth."
"What's wrong with you?!?" Toadsworth yelled. He waved his cane in Jigglypuff's direction.
"Nothin's wrong with her." Messenger joined in as she walked in the room."But everything's wrong with you." She walked up to Toadsworth, who was exactly the same size as her.
"I don't like you." Toadsworth pouted.
"Anyway-" Jigglypuff cut in."We're capturing another planet."
'Cookieopolis?!?" Messenger questioned with excitement plaguing her voice.
"NO!!!" Jigglypuff yelled."No Cookieopolis!!!
"Aww don't hate cause King Cookster almost ate your arm off." Messenger laughed soon after the last word she said.
"As I was saying, we're taking control of Aireon." Jigglypuff said
"YEAH!!!!!!!!" Messenger screamed."You goin' down Areon!!"
"What do you have against him?" Jigglypuff raised one of her eyes in the process of her question.
"HE ATE MY FUCKIN' COOKIE!!!!" Messenger exploded.
"You were five."
"I don't care."
"Haven't you gotten him back enough with that stupid nickname."
"Shush, I gots an idea." Messenger held up a claw signaling Jigglypuff to be quiet.
"What?"
"Let's capture Ario."
"What made you come up with that idea?"
"Areon's first child. Besides, don't you know if we separate him from his son he'll have to deal with that plus the fact that he's a rapist and his wife being pregnant."
"Go." Jigglypuff said blankly.
"I'll be back" Messenger ran out of the room.
"Pregnant?" Jigglypuff questioned herself. "Damn. The dude's like thirty-nine." Jigglypuff shook her head in disgust."Everyone is dismissed. back to work!"
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General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon
HumorSomewhere in the depths of the Milky Way Galaxy, a general tries to take over a planet. Somewhere in the planet, Aireon, a king is trying to erase his past. When they both meet, they both have one thing in common, they can't stand each other. But wh...
