General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon

Chapter Twenty-Four

"I say we get high tonight!" Messenger suggested."It's my birthday tomorrow."

"Do you really want a hangover on your birthday?" Ario asked Messenger as they were tossing ideas the day before.

"I know!" Jigglypuff joined in."Let's try not caring." Messenger glared at Jigglypuff with an angry expression.

"What did I do for your birthday? Bought you a cake, got you a present, and untied Ario for the day." Messenger explained." And you just don't care? It's Ario's birthday tomorrow too! What are you gonna do, huh?!"

"I know what I'm gonna do. And I'm proud of it too." Jigglypuff countered.

"Okay fine! Stop! I know what we're doing and that is final!" Ario yelled, breaking up the argument."I got an invite back to my own castle. You, Jiggly, and I are going to spend the night. Then we're going to have a giant party tomorrow."

"Man, you suck. I ain't spending the night with His Royal Rapist!." Messenger complained.

"Well then stay here. Jiggly and I will just go by ourselves. Alone. All night. Probably in the same room toge-"

"I'm coming!" Mesenger said abruptly."You ain't doin jack while I'm around!"

"Works every time." Ario whispered to Jigglypuff before Messenger snapped her head to face the two.

"Listen, I'm setting up rules!" 

"But I thought I was the oldest?" Jigglypuff inquired.

"Well I don't give a flippin' fuck how old you are. You are goin' to follow my rules tonight!" Messenger commanded."You two are to stay in different rooms. Different! If I see you in the same room as Jigglypuff, Ario, I'm gonna kill you! Nothing couple like goes on tonight. I will kill you if you do so."

"Who died and put you as Commander?" Jigglypuff protested.

"No one. Just follow my rules and you'll be alright." Messenger smiled. After packing clothes for the night, the trio left the spaceship, on their way to Aireon.