"Welcome everyone! To the 2009 Royal Olympics!" Airtressa announced."As one of the five members of the Royal Council, I will not be lenient when it comes to declaring the winner. So I won't be cheating for Areon, my twins, Ario and Blonca, or even Jigglypuff."
"Yeah! Hey! I'm Kevin Flaretreon! Better than that damn Airtreon, Areon!"
"Motherfucker, shut up!" Areon said from the crowd.
"Just what I would expect from a Southern hot-head. No wonder your last name's Airtreon. Your head's just filled with hot air." Kevin retorted.
"What was that, hot shot?!" Areon continued to argue.
"Areon! Stop!" Maya held out her hand."Or you will be disqualified." Areon's muscles tensed as she said the word disqualified.
"We, Queen Maya, Queen Airtressa, King Kevin, and Queen Psychella will be judges." Psychella announced, coming out from the door that hid them before.
"So they still haven't found a replacement for Jester, huh?" Ario asked himself.
"What? But Jester's right here." Jigglypuff pointed to Jester, who was standing next to her, keeping Messenger on his shoulder.
"No, not him. Jester Traumice Hyptonio the first. He was the fifth council member for the five council members." Ario explained.
"But why isn't he here any-" Jigglypuff started.
"Cause he's the Late King Jester Traumice Hyptonio the first." Messenger averted her attention to Jigglypuff."Jester was named after his father for lack of a better name. He loved his father and mother. And stood by their sides. Even when they died on their deathbeds." Jigglypuff faced Jester. Messenger continued.
"Neither Jester the first or his wife, Quala, had any brothers or sisters to replace them on the throne. So Jester was sent to Areon."
"Wait! Then who's ruling Hyptonio?" Jigglypuff asked, shocked.
"This hasn't been done in thousands of years, but the planet's under a democracy." Messenger's eyes lit up."Jester, at the time, was only five and too young to rule. Technically speaking, he's already king. But he couldn't rule at the time. So he lived with Areon and Ario for almost twenty years."
"So when is his coronation?" Ario joined in.
"I-" Messenger started.
"Before we start the match," Maya said over the microphone."We have two coronations happening."
"Those two will be, Prince Jeffrey Lynch Lizidana-" Airtressa announced. The whole Jigglypuff crew gasped."And Prince Jester Traumice Hyptonio II. The coronations happen in two hours."
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Back at the room, Messenger started ranting about the coronation rules.
"Both candidates need a girlfriend to go through coronation. And they have to be sure that they'll be together forever. Neither of them-" Messenger argued.
"I wouldn't say that, Colonel." In the doorway appeared no other than Jeffrey. Next to him, appeared a shy girl with pink hair and glasses. She was obviously a Flarribian."This in Pinla, my fiancee."
"Fiancee my ass!" Messenger yelled." Pinla, has he raped you?" Pinla slowly shook her head, signaling no.
"He's a nice guy if you get to know him." Pinla said with a smile.
Okay, Jeffrey's down.That still leaves... Messenger thought. Pushing Jeffrey and Pinla out of the doorway was Ario XXII.
"My favorite daughter's being crowned queen today!" He cried, getting a hold of Blonca.
"Blonca?!" Everyone in the room except for Jester, Blonca, and Ario XXII gasped.
"Well, we did plan to get married after the Olympics." Blonca shyly said."But I guess we'll be doing that earlier."
"Aww fuchen shiate!" Messenger faintly spat out before fainting.(Aww fucking shit!)
"Is she okay?" Jester asked.
"She never was." Jeffrey glared at the passed out Messenger.
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General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon
HumorSomewhere in the depths of the Milky Way Galaxy, a general tries to take over a planet. Somewhere in the planet, Aireon, a king is trying to erase his past. When they both meet, they both have one thing in common, they can't stand each other. But wh...
