General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon

Chapter Four

Ario woke up in confusion three hours later. Where the hell am I, Ario thought. He looked down.

"Tied." Ario mumbled. Wait! Ario concentrated all his energy on the ropes restraining his movement, hoping to light them on fire.

"Your fire won't work." Messenger walked in the metallic room concealing Ario.

"What the hell do you mean my fire's not gonna work?!?" Ario questioned.

"I tapped your Southern mark causing your fire powers to disable." Messenger explained. Ario widened his eyes in shock.

"WHAT?!?!"

"Yup! I tapped it while you were still asleep! Deep sleeper you are!"

Ario angrily jumped up. Since his feet were tied, he hopped to get closer to Messenger.

"You little-!" Ario yelled as he hopped. Messenger extended her claws and held them in attack position.

"Ouye Mothret-fushere getet awayo fromot meo" Messenger yelled.( Sorry don't understand what Messenger's saying? It's called Dragonian,a language that the people of Messenger's planet talks. What she just said was this." You mother-fucker get away from me!" I'll translate from now on.)

"Okay! Yeesh! Don't try to castrate me!" Ario backed up, or hopped back up. He tripped and fell to the ground with a thud.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Messenger fell to the ground, laughing until she was choking on her own breath. Ario swiftly flung his head to the left and as if a giant gust of wind had just appeared, knocked Messenger to the closest wall. Ario grinned.

" Who's laughing now?!" Messenger growled as she struggled to get up.

" I swear, if you do somethin' like that again, I'm gonna chop off what's left of your tiny ass dick passed on from your damn father!" Messenger threatened. Ario gulped. Messenger was famous for death by castration. If she said that, she must be serious . Ario slowly sat back down just as Jigglypuff entered the room.

"Hey Mess-" She shifted her attention to Ario. She looked as if she just spaced out.

" Jiggly? Jiggly?" Messenger moved her right hand up and down in front of Jigglypuff's face. Was she drooling? Messenger thought. Come on, Ario is NOT hot. If Jiggly's fallin' for him, I'm killin' him.

"JIGGLYPUFF!!" Messenger screamed. Jigglypuff snapped back from her space out.

" What? Oh! Hello Your Majesty! My name is Major General Jigglypuff Jirachi. But call me Jigglypuff Your Majesty." Jigglypuff greeted rapidly. Why is my heart beating so fast? Jigglypuff asked herself.

Messenger threw Ario a fake smile.

"We'll be right back." Messenger said, going behind Jigglypuff and pushing her out the room. Jigglypuff kept her head turned to face Ario until he was out of view. As soon as Ario was out of hearing distance, Messenger slapped Jigglypuff in the face.

"HEY!! What was that for!" Jigglypuff rubbed the slash on her face made by one of Messenger's claws.

"You like Ario." Messenger grinned. Jigglypuff's jaw dropped open.

"Ario?! Has all that smoke gone to your head?!" Jigglypuff said, trying to defend herself.

"HEY!! I only smoke when I'm super drunk first of all and that was like last week! Second of all, I wasn't making googly eyes at the son of a son of a bitch in the room over there."

"Son of a son of a bitch?" Jigglypuff asked in confusion.

"Easy, Ario's the son of a son of a bitch."

"Oh." Jigglypuff started walking out of the room when Messenger yelled at her,

"You gotta be careful around him. He might end up fuckin' you." Jigglypuff laughed at Messenger. She may be right. Jigglypuff thought.