General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon

Chapter Six

Areon slept for the past couple of nights with a pistol in his hands. Who the hell keeps on sending all these guards? Areon thought. He had recently sent his wife to Dragonia to stay with Queen Maya after the first guard apperance, five days ago. Areon heard a knock.

"AAHHH!!!" Areon screamed. He pointed the black gun to the door.

"It's just me." A voice said from behind the door. It was Jester. Areon sighed in relief.

"Come in, boy!" Areon instructed. Jester slowly opened the door. Areon was still pointing the gun at the door.

"See. Jester." He assured. " Now put the gun down."

"Wait!" Areon got up. He grabbed a metal detector from under his pillow. He ran the device up and down until he heard a rapid beep when he reached Jester's pants.

"What's in the pajama pants, Hyptonio?" Areon interrogated. His eyes looked as if he was peering into Jester's very own soul. Areon walked closer to Jester and started patting the sides of his pants. Nothing.

"What the fuck's in your pants?!?" Areon yelled. Jester groaned and reached into his pants, seconds later pulled out a customised yellow and purple gun the exact same size as Areon's.

"I can't bring a gun to protect my own adopted father?" Jester smiled. "Shame on you, Daddy."

"I'm not your dad." Areon mumbled. Jester raised one of his light blonde eyebrows and grabbed a paper from inside one of Areon's dresser.

" 'If I am ever to die, I want my son Jester Traumice Hyptonio to be given to my best friend for most of my life, Areon Flambeo Airtreon the twenty-first and his wife Airtressa Allo Airtreon. That is, if my wife dies too.' " Jester quoted. That was his father's will. He and his wife had died in a sudden disease that affected a select few in the Hyptonian Kingdom. Meaning the son of the king and queen of Hyptonio was to be given into custody to Areon.

"I know that already!" Areon said. There was another knock at the door.

"Who is it?!" Areon growled. No answer. " WHO IS IT!!!!" Areon's heart lept out of his chest when the door opened. Areon jumped up. "GO AWAY!!!" The guards worea bright yellow suit with a streak of a blue.

"Zapstara." Areon mumbled.

"Areon Flambeo Airtreon." A deep-voiced guard said." You are wanted by His Majesty, King Zappadio Zappade, at the Zapstarian premises immediately. You are charged for first degree rape and the impregnation of Zoelterrana Lightner Zappade."

"That bitch!" Areon groaned. I know she set me up! I bet that girl's as pregnant as Jester isn't a virgin. Jester whipped his head to face me.

"What?! It's true!" Areon admitted. Jester blushed. Wow, I embarrassed him.

"I think that's a damn lie! Zoey's as pregnant as Jester isn't a virgin." Areon copied his thought. The guards stared at Areon in confusion.

" Jester has never had sex in his life. Forcibly or voluntarily."

"It's true. They would've listed it on the Royal data base." Jester backed Areon up.

"NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM BEFORE I SHOOT YOU ALL!!!!!!" Areon threatened. All the guards dashed out of the room faster than it could've taken for Areon to take out his pistol. Both Areon and Jester bursted in laughter.