"She, sh-she's pre-" Ario collapsed to his seat. Messenger started laughing.
"Ha! Ario fainted. So why is there four of us?" Messenger asked as if she hadn't heard a word Dr. Kamchi just said.
"Like I said to Ario, Jigglypuff's pregnant." Dr. Kamchi repeated. Messenger's eyes grew wide in shock.
"Uh... say what now? General Jigglypuff? MY General Jigglypuff? Is expectant? With a Northern and Southern baby?" Messenger interrogated. The door abruptly opened.
"What's with all the suspense? I want answers, Doc!" Jigglypuff stalked into the room. Ario slowly lifted his head and stared at his girlfriend.
"You haven't told her, Dr. Kamchi?!" Ario and Messenger asked simultaneously.
"No. I was leaving that up to you two. Bye!" Dr. Kamchi quickly left, leaving Ario and Messenger to tell the news to Jigglypuff.
"Ario, what's going on?" Jigglypuff asked.
"Uhh... Uh... Nothing?" Ario said nervously
"Well except for the fact that you're-" Messenger started."Pregato, Major Generali Jigglypuff"(Pregnant, Major General Jigglypuff)
"Pregato? Messenger, I ame noten pregato! Howenet coules ouye sadet a stuperen thenet?!"(Pregnant? Messenger, I am not pregnant! How could you say a stupid thing?!)
"Becanse itse iso truet! Arriata imepregatenede ouye! I knowet, theo bastare! Theo mothret f-"
(Because it is true! Ario impregnated you! I know, the bastard! The mother f-)
"Messenger! Stop it!!" Jigglypuff commanded."Now I want you to do something." She reached into her pocket and pulled out a pitch black pistol with her name etched in gold. Jigglypuff handed it to Messenger with no hesitation.
"What the hell do you want me to do?" Messenger questioned. Jigglypuff tapped her stomach.
"Kill it." She said blankly.
"Are you fucking mad?!?! I am not killing that thing!! I don't care if you're my boss!!" Messenger threw the gun down to the ground.
"Ario," Jigglypuff turned to the orange headed prince.
"No. It's our kid and you have no full right to determine it's fate. This is a symbol of our love, Jigglypuff. If you can't accept this, I can't be with you." That stopped Jigglypuff in her tracks.
It is my kid. How could I do this? Jigglypuff thought. Messenger smirked.
"Northern instinct. It's never in a Northern's blood to kill a child before it was born. That's what you call a true Northern, Ario." Messenger explained.
"Okay fine, I won't kill it. But Mr. President shall never know. EVER!!!" Jigglypuff admitted. Ario rushed over to Jiggly as if she just won a million dollars.
"I love you." Ario said.
"Yeah we all know that." Messenger scoffed
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General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon
HumorSomewhere in the depths of the Milky Way Galaxy, a general tries to take over a planet. Somewhere in the planet, Aireon, a king is trying to erase his past. When they both meet, they both have one thing in common, they can't stand each other. But wh...
