"Boss, I heard everything!" Endive started.
"Oh my gosh, me too!" One of the soldiers commented. One after another, all soldiers on the ship started blabbing about Jigglypuff's condition.
"OKAY!!! Which jack-ass told the whole entire crew!?! Whoever it was, I'm firing them!" Jigglypuff bursted.
"But you can't fire me if I'm the same role as you." The creepy voice... Jigglypuff spotted the guy from the end of the hallway. His blood red hair. His devil eyes. His pale green skin. His tail... Jigglypuff looked at the guy in total fear as he sauntered over to her. Messenger's eyes narrowed as she glared at him from the top of Jigglypuff's shoulder where she stood.
"Major General Jeffrey Lynch Lizidana!" Messenger scowled.
"Your Majesty." Ario bowed. Jeffrey smirked at the three.
"It's Lieutenant General Jeffrey, maggot! And don't worry, Messenger. I won't be here long." Jeffrey said."I'm here with news from Mr. President." He started scratching at the collar on his neck.
"So Mr. President has you on watch." Messenger assumed."Good."
"Shut up, Dragolia! You have a new member. He's no soldier. He's Lieutenant Colonel so be nice. You don't have much high rank people. And Messenger, you have been promoted to Colonel. Jigglypuff, you've been promoted to Lieutenant General. Ario, you've been promoted to Major General. Any objections, speak now." Jeffrey explained.
"This deserves a party!" Toadsworth exclaimed from the crowd.
"Wait! Who's Lieutenant Colonel?" Messenger asked.
"You should know him very well Mess. Get in here, Vationair!" Jeffrey commanded. A Dragonian/ Vibratian a little taller than Messenger walked in. His ears were floppy as well but with a green V on each ear. His eyes glistened red. He had four claws on one hand but only two on the other. His outfit was identical to Messenger's work outfit. Messenger gasped.
"Venvare?" Messenger wondered.
"Lieutenant Colonel Venvare Komplex Vationair reporting for stationary duty on the Jirachi spaceship!" Venvare said, introducing himself. His eyes side tracked a little to glance at Messenger. A smile peeked from his mouth.
"Lieutenant General Jigglypuff Jirachi, may I have permission to speak with Colonel Messenger?" Venvare asked but it sounded more like a statement.
"Permission granted. You know you can speak informally to us instead of addressing us by our full names, Venvare." Jigglypuff answered.
"Thank you. I am so sorry I told Lieutenant General Jeffrey about your condition. I happen to be friends with Ario on Facebook and a follower on Twitter. He posted it and Jeffrey just happened to be looking at my phone at the time." Venvare apologised.
"It's okay." Jigglypuff averted her eyes to the Aireon prince."It's not like I'm gonna smack him after Jeffrey leaves."
"What? I'm sorry I got so many followers on Twitter." Ario protested.
"Yeah. It isn't his fault he has 684,576,921,762 followers on Twitter." Venvare continued. Jigglypuff's face turned sour.
"Now over 600 billion people know about this!" Jigglypuff cried.
"No, only the trusted Royals in his circle. Some messages you can Tweet to only Royals." Ario and Venvare explained.
"I still don't like it that Areon knows." Jigglypuff sighed.
"Me neither." Messenger joined in.
"Well if you need me, I'll be telling all this info to Mr. President." Jeffrey smiled as he started to walk away.
"Say a word and I'll kill you Lizidana!" Messenger threatened.
"Oh fine! Don't gotta be so violent!" Jeffrey mumbled as he left the room.
"Okay, enough of this crap!" Toadsworth said finally."Let's party!"
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General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon
HumorSomewhere in the depths of the Milky Way Galaxy, a general tries to take over a planet. Somewhere in the planet, Aireon, a king is trying to erase his past. When they both meet, they both have one thing in common, they can't stand each other. But wh...
