"Goddammit you she devil, shut up!!" Areon yelled as if he were going to get rid of his problems. Areon glanced at the clock."12:08 PM. I don't care if you're my one month old daughter! SHUT UP!!"
"Areon, she's just a baby." Airtressa yawned."Go check up on her." Areon threw off the blankets on him and got up.
"Fine! But if she's hungry, that's your department." Areon explained, then closed the door to their room. He walked, or more like a combination of walking and stomping, into Aimy's room. And there the princess was; wailing loud enough to disturb anyone in the castle. Areon picked up his daughter and started patting her back.
"Whatsa matta Aimy?" Areon asked in his annoyed, calming voice."You want mommy? Please tell me you want mommy?" Aimy just continued crying, her face turning as red as a cherry. Areon tried putting her back to sleep but it didn't work. There are only two options, Areon thought. Either she was hungry or...
"Shit." Areon muttered to himself."You need a bath." Areon opened the small door leading to Aimy's bathroom. Sitting Aimy down on the floor, the king started running the bathtub water for Aimy when Airtressa stormed in.
"Areon!" She screamed.
"Uh...y-yeah my love?" Areon stuttered. I swear if it's about Zoey... Airtressa tossed a small plastic tub at Areon.
"She goes in the plastic tub. Doctor's order. Until she's four months." Airtressa smiled, picking up Aimy off the floor."And keep Aimy off the floor."
"Yes my love." Areon nodded. He was about to leave when Airtressa stopped him.
"Hon?"
"Yeah?" Areon turned around. Airtressa threw Aimy in the air. Instantly, Aimy floated in the air, not touching anything. Airtressa sauntered to Areon with a seductive pace. Areon's eyes turned pink for a second then was snapped back to his aqua blue as he still say Aimy.
"Hon, Aimy." Areon warned. Airtressa held Aimy and put her down in her room.
"Yeah?. Okay." Airtressa turned invisible. Areon eyes, again, changed color. That was before, of course, Areon stumbled to the floor, clutching his cheek as if he'd just been punched.
"You raped Zoelterrana." Airtressa's voice stated plainly. Areon stared up at the air.
"No. Not me." Areon whispered.
"Areon, don't bullshit with me! I know you did." Airtressa muttered.
"I -I didn't mean to. S-she s-said..." Areon stuttered before Airtressa hit him again.
"A girl like me would've killed you. But knowing your past, it was the first thought."
"Did Zoey tell you?"
"No. Blonca. But I am going to address the Royal Council on it. If she never said anything as stupid as me committing adultery, this would've never happened."
"It would've never happened." Areon smirked."Hey, that seductive walk you did..."
"Areon! Get up! We have three children. One's only one month old. I ain't ready for a fourth." Areon quickly reached in his pocket. Airtressa laughed out loud when she saw what Areon took out.
"Now? I know you want to." Areon asked, waving the packet in the air where he thought Airtressa's face was. He felt the item get snatched out of his hand.
"Not today." Airtressa said sternly. Areon made a face of defeat.
"Man, you suck." Areon mumbled.
"Call this your punishment, my rapiso." Airtressa returned back to her visible state."And stop stealing these things from Jester. He may not need them but at least he's practicing."
"Yes, ma'am. But I didn't get them from Jester's room." Areon pointed out.
"Where did you get it then?"
"Ario's room."
YOU ARE READING
General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon
HumorSomewhere in the depths of the Milky Way Galaxy, a general tries to take over a planet. Somewhere in the planet, Aireon, a king is trying to erase his past. When they both meet, they both have one thing in common, they can't stand each other. But wh...
