"Areon, the only excuse I can find for Ario not being dead is if he never broke the Royal Promise." Queen Maya explained.
"But... Jigglypuff isn't the princess. How the hell could Ario still be alive?" Areon asked.
"I don't know. If ya need me, I'm going to my 6th child's baby shower. Now if only Messenger wasn't sexually stubborn." Maya muttered the last sentence as the screen went blank. Areon pounded on the computer screen.
"NO!! Maya!! Give me answers!!" Areon screamed. Airtressa walked in.
"Hon, bun. I have a strange feeling that Princess Jigglypuff never left the system for good."
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"Aren't you supposed to be at Melody's baby shower?" Jigglypuff asked. Messenger shook her head.
"I ain't goin' to another baby shower. Memento, Vincent, Vance, Maria, and Vessio already had baby showers. One more and I explode."
"Well she is one of your quintuplets. You should go!" Ario suggested.
"I was born first! And do you see them coming to my baby showers?" Messenger countered.
"Mess, you haven't even screwed anyone in your life, forget having a baby shower. Where's the baby?" Jigglypuff retorted
"He's right here. His name is Bob." Messenger patted the air suggesting that Bob was imaginary. Ario rolled his eyes."Stop rolling you eyes. I still wonder if Jigg's holding your kid."
"Aww can you stop that? She isn't. Now go to your sister's baby shower 'fore I punch you." Ario threatened.
"Never." Messenger replied, crossing her arms. Ario started approaching Messenger.
"You go right now or-" Messenger held up a gun to Ario.
"I'll bust a cap through your head, man. Get the fuck away from me!" Ario backed up and turned around.
"So, Jig-" Ario started."Where's Jig?"
"She's probably throwing up again. She's been doing it for the past three weeks." Messenger explained.
"Stupid! She's sick! Call her doctor! I'll go check up on her!" Ario rushed out of the room. Messenger smiled.
"This is gonna be interesting." Messenger laughed evily as she pulled out her phone.
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General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon
HumorSomewhere in the depths of the Milky Way Galaxy, a general tries to take over a planet. Somewhere in the planet, Aireon, a king is trying to erase his past. When they both meet, they both have one thing in common, they can't stand each other. But wh...
